#constant paranoia

[bethn0tfound404]

I watched horror vids earlier so now I'm paranoid as fuck, so if I end up dying, see you later Tumblr, love y'all/p ❤️

(kinda /sarc? I am scared as fuck though)

Will be deleting sometime the next day!

[merango]

[akiragatr]

Me: *reblogs something* Me, every. single. time.: Oh heck, did I reblog that to the right blog?

[pailow]

Feeling very weird in this flesh prison, idk why, feels like im being judged because of it

[elspeff]

Fire engines.

When a fire engine or two passes me on the street in full lights-and-sirens mode, I: (1) follow its progress assiduously (2) relax slightly when I see it going nowhere near my address and (3) fight the urge to phone my husband and check everything's OK.

JUST me?

[imnotoverlyobsessive]

I'm accidentally rude on occasion. And when it happens at work, I feel absolutely horrible and I feel like it's going to get me fired. And then I apologize and they're like, "oh it's fine no worries" and have already moved on and it's just such a relief but then I'm freaking out about the way I worded my apology

[bpd-pb]

tumblr’s messaging system is. just the greatest

[theaveragegazoo]

sneeze inducing tree spoodge + period + mandatory work khakis 

a most dangerous game