#constantine-isms

[constantine-isms]

Constantine: If I'm wrong than God can strike me dead!

Everyone: -takes ten steps back and waits for lightning`

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Constantine: If I'm wrong than God needs to send a messenger to tell me to stop.

Manny: I've come to tell you to stop.

Constantine: No, not you.

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Chas: John, how on Earth are you still alive?

Constantine: I'm too spiteful to let Death have me yet.

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Constantine: -on the phone- Chas I got arrested again.

Chas: What this time?

Constantine: Possession of marijuana, solicitation of a prostitute, accessory to murder, drunk and disorderly conduct, public indecency, grand theft auto, and conspiracy to murder the President of the United States of America.

Constantine: ....

Constantine: And jay walking.

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Chaz: Have you eaten yet today.

Constantine: I had several shots of whiskey. Does that count.

Chaz: No!

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Zatanna: And you know, you know, you know, it's 'cause you're beautiful. You say you're numb inside, but I can't agree. So the world's unfair? Keep it locked out there...In here it's beautiful. Let's make this beautiful!

Constantine: That works for me -flips her onto the bed-

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Constantine: Just remember, if a spell calls for alcohol, anything you don't use in the spell you need to drink right away or it will spoil.

Zatanna: John, that isn't even a thing.

Constantine: -opening a bottle of scotch- Are you sure? I swear it's a thing. -starts drinking from the bottle-

Zatanna: -rolls eyes- -takes bottle-

Constantine: Hey!

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Constantine: Have you forgiven me for Budapest yet?

Zatanna: Ask me again once you've actually apologized for Budapest.

Constantine: Apologize? I'm not familiar with that word.