#hellblazer

[meangreenspaceman]

[ratblazer]

Zatanna projecting her period cramps onto Constantine

[ciricearts]

prompts from my instagram chat group!!<3

[mellosdrawings]

It's the bisexual rizz. No way he could've gotten a baddie like Zatanna otherwise.

[theyareghostsyourhonor]

The Justice league facing a big baddie think they are screwed because Constantine is summoning the ghost king.

Zatanna: our odds aren't looking good but how can you think they will be better with the ghost king?

Constantine: he's been deposed and I got an in with the new guy

Danny: what up step dude Zatanna: step dude?

Danny: yeah. Stepfather is too formal and I already have a dad so step dude

Wonder Woman: how did you get Pandora's blessing?

Danny: is that what that is? I'll have to give her something nice for mother's day. She says hi btw, very proud of her niece so maybe I can get your autograph and make that part of her gift.

The in is Clockwork. I love it when Danny gets a ghost dad and his messy bf to train him. That is good good stuff

[canonplag]

.... who'd be stupid enough to walk it with me?

happy birthday john <3

[dontyouworrydaddy]

twin how about smau where reader is very nonchalant cold and

eh

basically black cat x golden retriever but the golden retriever switches up based on the guy I guess? moments where they crack the surface of their gf

please don't forget my man constantinople🙏🏻🙏🏻

can you tell I fucking suck at writing requests

Black Cat x Golden Retriever

featuring: Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Bruce Wayne, Wally West, Clark Kent, John Constantine, Zatanna Zatara

warning: fluff

A/N: ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE IDEA TWIN, THANK YOU!! Being surrounded by British people paid off cuz I did pick up some sayings, and used them for John’s part LMAOOO. Anyway, I hope you enjoy reading this <33

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