The signs as things I heard at Colossalcon 2016
Aries: I keep making eye contact with all the wrong people.
Taurus: What the hell is this dystopia I came out of the shower to?
Gemini: I'm afraid of spiders because I'm afraid of getting stabbed!
Cancer: Anime: okay, Marvel/DC: Okay, Furries: Nope
Leo: There they are I recognize him by his nakedness
Virgo: I should start a photo collection of all the asses we've seen.
Libra: That robot is so tiny but, so full of hate!
Scorpio: What is the sound your heart makes? and no it won't be the sound of me pooping this out.
Sagittarius: I'm giving the grass a haircut and it hasn't told me when yet.
Capricorn: The last time that phrase was said Vageta and Tuxedo Mask kissed.
Aquarius: All aboard the weeb bus *honking motion* WEEB WEEB!
Pisces: They just dragged that furry out of his room by the collar he was wearing and I haven't seen him since.