Not today Justin
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Monterey Bay Aquarium

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One Nice Bug Per Day
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i don't do bad sauce passes
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Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Mike Driver
almost home
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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@final-gambit
i asked my dad to make me a hot chocolate and he’s literally sawing something in the kitchen rn
it's always funny when someone comments on eurodance like "why don't they make music like this anymore" because they DO and it's one of the most creatively stagnant genres on earth (spoken with love in my heart for it)
all you need to make eurodance is one female vocalist (mediocre-to-incredible), one male vocalist who Cannot sing but can say shit like "I'm a sex king man with a party plan / international nation hand in hand" in a deep voice, and an apartment somewhere in italy
If the gore in a gore/body horror movie is mainly cg then what’s even the point
Ma’am what do you want them to do murdwr the actors???
Ohhhh I forgot about practical effects
[ID: #yeah so did the rest of the film industry /END ID]
If the gore in a gore/body horror movie is mainly cg then what’s even the point
Ma’am what do you want them to do murdwr the actors???
Ohhhh I forgot about practical effects
[ID: #yeah so did the rest of the film industry /END ID]
my friend told me last night that he gets girls to come back to his place by telling them “oh i can’t wait to go home and have some stew” and “i’m so hungry, good thing i have stew at home” and it’s worked every time
bro the worst part is last night i went to his place and it’s 11pm and i’m sitting there eating fucking stew like god damn it worked on me too
I spare as many insects as possible so when I’m in a life or death situation our psychic link will activate as they all rush to my aid
oh i do it because i am a good person. guess you've got some growing to do.
It’s not a fuckijg contest
INSECTS ATTACK
🐜🐞🐛🕷🦟🦟🪲🪳
I love that heidi klum, international super model and tv personality, was like “I’m going to be a worm for halloween” and went for the most horrifying hyper realistic version possible and was quoted saying (in said worm outfit) ‘I want to put a smile on peoples faces’. ma’am I am gagging but I love that for u
she embodied it
Shout out to the ten primate species, four bat species, elephant shrews, and the Cairo spiny mouse. Nobody else gets it
here you are sweetie
everything about this is fucking hilarious. i’m sorry, random pompeii man, but your death was some looney tunes bullshit and the framing of this photograph isn’t helping.
you know whats a power move? sniping a dear friend and mutual with craps and then logging off so as to not have to deal with consequences 🥰
Engineers going to uni for years to learn what beavers 🦫 know intuitively. Embarrassing.
manifesting another win for the lettuce
@odin-n-out WHEEEEEZE
basically tv sucks because all the really good writers are fucked up recluse hermits that spend all day alone, vividly hallucinating about imagined worlds, and don’t have any industry connections or even earthly tethers
somewhere a writer has produced a beautiful manuscript that will never see the light of day because they spent all their time doing speed alone in their house instead of curating a linkedin profile