Dec 21, 2019
Tractors
*tractor drives by to groom arena*
Horse: AH! Scary tractor! It's gonna eat me!
Me: You see this thing literally everyday
Horse: NUU scary tractor! It's gonna eat me!
Me: You have literally been in the arena while it's being groomed.
Horse: Scary tractor!! *farts* *bolts* Ah! It's trying to eat me!
Me: I would like to remind you, you have shown all over the region seeing a lot scarier things and are almost 17.
Horse: It's. Going. To. Eat. Me.
Me: *facepalm*