#convexical asks

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just a guy with... sculk on his head?

look he just had a lil accident cleaning out the firework testing chamber. it's nothing to worry about. he's Fine.

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The best part about Cleo's idea is that two streams ago Cub was fully considering extending a secret casino/bar/stat poker place into Cleo's basement from his gift shop, so this will be extra amazing if both of them decide to carry out their plans.

I expect the basements under Cub's museum are going to get very deep by the time they're done with this lmao. XD bc I do believe the stat poker/bar/casino was going to be under his, with a separate tunnel out to Cleo's bc Cub isn't happy unless there's secret tunnels everywhere frfr.

I really hope they go ahead with it too, I would love to see Cub's reactions to finding the clone tanks. XD

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So you keep up with alot of Cub's life streams and/or lore nuggets he puts out. Any reason he's using the Sculk Skin again? Or is it just because he's wanting to? (I already know you have a lore based idea as to why that sculky boy is back. lol)

Okay so: Real Answer is it's Spoopy Season. I believe he mentioned this in an ep earlier in the month but I can't remember which one offhand.

Lore Reasons (bc if he won't do it then I guess I will): he was cured when he got back from Empires, and he was fine, really! even if he never stopped loving skulk and using it in builds. It's fine. He's fine! But all that searching in ancient cities for armour trims just awoke the remnant skulk infection, and it remained fairly dormant until Decked Out esp after he got to level three. Then it really kicked in and now he's all skulky again. :D

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Oh? How normal are we about Pharaoh Cub?

Okay look. You gotta understand. I've been interested in ancient Egpyt since I was a kid. It's my longest-running special interest/hyperfixation, so much so that I've been practicing ancient Egyptian religion for over twenty years. It's something that's very, very precious to me, bc it's so personal to me, and bc I'm who I am, my knowledge of this stuff is arguably higher than the average person. This makes any kind of media about ancient Egypt actually not that interesting to me bc my brain will Not shut up about inaccuracies, so I tend to avoid them bc of that.

(I could go on about my issues with ancient Egyptian themed media, but I won't, that's a whole 'nuther essay frfr.)

(Also I hope you like infodumping, anon, bc that's what I'm about to do :D)

That said, I've actually written a whole lot of Egyptian myth rewrites, as well as ancient Egyptian stories exploring all kinds of various topics. I have some published on an old blog of mine, but some I never finished for various reasons. It's a whole thing. It's been a whole thing for me for a very, very long time.

So, you're me, someone with a more than average knowledge of and interest in ancient Egypt, and you've just become a Cub fan in s8 bc that was my first Hermitcraft season. I had heard about the pyramid, and Pharaoh Cub, and I was both SO INTERESTED but also actually quite hesitant to watch Cub's s7, bc I didn't want to be disappointed if he messed it up or did something wrong that caused my brain to Disagree. Again, very irrational bc my brain do be like that, but also based on previous experiences of seeing ppl just taking the aesthetics and doing whatever with it, and screw historical accuracy.

(Honestly, this is, like, my One (1) critism with the lore TrixyBlox built into the USW map. Can we Not have evil pharaohs plz just for once. ;_;)

I wanted to trust Cub, bc I'd seen the research that went into the canyon build. He's a smart dude. He cares about getting those kinda details right. And I did genuinely want to see how he approached the pyramid build and how he was going to use it as a base. But again, SO HESITANT. bc what if my blorbo messes it up and ruins the whole thing for me bc m brain is Stupid about this sort of thing. ;_;

But I'm so glad I trusted Cub when I did get around to watching s7, bc I fell in love with the pyramid. The fact that he cared about making it as life-size as possible, but also that he took an approach of taking what works, but also making it his own, and making it fit into the minecraft world. Like, using Standard Galactic for hieroglyphs! I loved that small little detail! It makes so much sense to use it that way.

Like, my very-not-srs gripes about the Pharaoh skin and its weird sleeves aside, his approach was very much how a lot of Egyptian pagans approach things today. Take what works, or what makes sense, and adapt it to where we currently are in the world and what we have access to. And I could tell from how he talked about it throughout the season that he really had done his research. And just- The Morning and The Evening Sun/Star epithet he gave himself like!!!!

Like, it's the little things, like the lapis roof, the stars - including Sirius!, the most important one bc its rising heralds the flood of the Nile and the new year - on the ceiling in the bedroom, the statue room and the way he built those five statues to represent aspects of himself (I cannot stress enough how much I adored those statues), allll the little tunnels and sekrit passageways, and the cartouche on the wall with his name in SGA and using SGA in the museum room, the treasure room with its traps, and the tomb of the Pharaoh himself. Like. It was such a perfect blend of Cub and Egyptian stuff. 10/10. I can find no faults. Although I do want to go back and finish the oasis room at some point. Make it a healing pool room with a shrine or two in it. Something like that.

Like, I had my doubts, but I trusted Cub and his process, and I was right to do so. It cemented Cub as my favourite Hermit at that point, bc he took my special interest and did it justice. And that's why I'm Very Normal about Pharaoh Cub.

But there are also other aspects too! Pyramids were designed to be tombs, and that's where the Pharaoh was left to rest at the end of s7. Which seems very appropriate, given where Hermitcraft went after that.

The reason I fixate so much on this is that there's this Egyptian underworld book called the Book of Caverns, that describes the King's journey through the underworld. It's not as well-known as the Book of the Dead, but the reason I keep coming back to it is because of Cub's canyon in s8. Where he built everything in little caverns in the canyon itself. And with the change of skin to young Cub, my brain just cannot let go of the idea of s8 being Pharaoh Cub's journey through the underworld, culminating with the final battle against the serpent we do not name so we do not give it power (a/p/o/p/h/i/s) that is here manifested in s8 as Moon Big. It's not a perfect metaphor, and I won't pretend it is. Especially bc while Cub escapes, the world is destroyed, and that's not necessarily accurate. But! He still escapes! He uses all his knowledge and resources that he's gained through his journey through the underworld to escape. To rise again in s9 as the new sun.

AND AND AND the fact that in s9 PHARAOH CUB DID ACTUALLY RETURN. Only now, we have the Pharaoh as a distinct entity. A divine akh/ancestor, a master magician, one who is clever and wiley like Thoth and who loves playing games and playing pranks. (Thoth is a trickster, and a very smart one.) And to have the distinction between Pharaoh Cub, who is a god, and mortal Cub, who is just Cub, like.

(Cub and his possession kink is also a whole 'nuther essay frfr)

That distinction makes sense in an Egyptian theological framework. Once the Pharaoh dies, they become divine akhu/ancestors. Very few were Actually Deified in a way we would recognise, but Cub is still not wrong when he calls the Pharaoh a god. The Pharaoh was a conduit between the people and the gods. He acted as the only high priest of the religion. He became King by hosting the Kingly Ka, the divine soul of Horus that legitimises their rule. This Ka/soul, has been with every king before it, and all the kings are attached/accessed through it. Kings live forever, after all. My own personal religious work has involved various Kings and Queens and working with them. (Not the most famous ones, tho, it's mostly the Sobek ones bc I worship Sobek first and foremost.)(Sobek being a crocodile god, a strong protector, and a god who was incorporated in Horus at one stage and gained Kingship attributes from that.)

And so it makes so much sense for the Pharaoh to be a separate entity now. The old man died, bc Cub is mortal, and ba/eternal soul of Cub was reborn into a new, younger body, with a whole new ka. Everyone has a ka, it is the soul that belongs to a particular lifetime and is the one that goes through judgement after death. The ba is eternal, and can have many kau/souls throughout its existence.

And bc the Pharaoh has died and become an akh, he can be contacted and manifest in the world again through the mortal Cub. The fact that Cub never actually changed the Pharaoh skin to reflect his younger self? It still has the old man's face? Like. This helps the distinction work. They're two different souls. This is theologically sound. And honestly I never imagined the Pharaoh lore would get to that point. But here we are, in s9, and we have the Pharaoh and mortal Cub, and I am Just So Normal about this bc I thought I'd missed my chance at Pharaoh Cub bc I only started watching in s8. BUT NO. s9 came along and is like, would you like some more Pharaoh Cub? and it's eating my brain like. oh my gods.

And also like, the Vex Magic Grimoire I've been working on? Canonically (to me), it's being written by Pharaoh Cub. Once the ConVex and ConCorp shenanigans settled down, and Cub had space to really focus on his magic, that's when he starts working on the grimoire. bc almost all Pharaohs were also master magicians. They had to be! It was part of their work as high priest and conduit for the gods. So Cub has Pharaoh magic on top of Vex magic, and in working through his new powers, decides to start recording down all he knows about Vex magic. Scar does some as well, but it is intended to be mostly Cub.

(I have an ask I STILL have not got around to about the Pharaoh's magic, and I will save a longer discussion for that there. I will get to it, I promise, anon! It's just taken a while to get my thoughts in order. <3)

It's like, in Pharaoh Cub, I can combine my love of writing about Egyptian things with my current hyperfixation on Cub, and it's so much fun omg. Cub doesn't do deep lore the way someone like Sausage does (again, whole 'nuther essay lol), but there's enough there to make a really good story, and build up these aspects of his character and make a really coherent story out of it.

And with Pharaoh Cub, I can explore all kinds of things that maybe don't work with other characters. Like death! In a way that doesn't really happen in minecraft bc players just respawn. Permanent death is something I've really only encountered on Empires, not Hermitcraft. But with the Pharaoh dying and being laid to rest in his pyramid? Like. That's something to work with. There's lore there to explore. Old Man Cub coming to terms with dying and what happens afterwards. and bc like. idk if anyone has actually ever written Old Man Cub as an actual Old Man. But as someone who's approaching 40, and has their own chronic pain stuff to deal with, like? Maybe I see it differently. Maybe I want to approach Old Man Cub as an old man. And maybe the Old Man dying as Pharaoh, and being reborn into a younger body is one way to do that.

Sure, it may not be the most popular fics for ppl. Maybe ppl are more interested in my other works. But I don't care. It's all my special interests in one place and I'm having the time of my life. :D

Even if I STILL don't know what to do with the journey through the afterlife!s8 caverns idea. Maybe one day I will find the right spark to do that idea justice. <3

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I love how each time we go back to 'Cub's Base' it's just the basement he bought from Scar. XD

mans just really loves a secret hideout frfr. XD /j

Honestly, tho, I respect Cub's decision not to make a huge base this season. It's kind of refreshing to see him just work on all kinds of other projects instead, you know? Like, imagine all the things we might not have had if he'd been busy working on a megabase instead.

And the basement is gorgeous! I'd love to have a base like that. Cub did such a good job blending in with Scar's style. And it's just big enough, you know? Has everything a Hermit could want, including a king-size bed and a juke box with a randomiser lol. It's my kind of base size tbh. I don't need more than that.

Also having finished Cub's stream from last night a couple of hours ago, I approve of even moar secret passages, rooms, and tunnels coming from the museum gift shop. XD

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Cub: Don't lick the vex crystal. Sausage: I'm sorry, but who licks a magic crystal? *silence as Cub is looking at Scar, who is ignoring him* Sausage: Seriously? Scar: I Did Not Ask To Be Judged!

(Two vexes trying to take over a server, and Sausage is silently judging one of theirs life choices)

*looks at this ask*

*looks at that ConVex Empire series I started during the crossover*

*looks at that fic in which Cub and Scar claimed Sausage for themselves and Cub told him not to lick the vex magic crystals they gave him*

*looks at my season of kink bingo card*

*looks at this ask again*

Hmmmmmmmmm. A very interesting idea, anon. Very interesting indeed. >_>

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SO WATCHING CUBS LATEST VIDEO AND WHILE AT THE MUSEUM LIBRARY HE JUST OPENED A SHULKER WITH A BOOK TITLED: "Liber Vex: A Grimoire of Vex Magic" AND I IMEDIATLY HAD TO COME AND ASK IF YOU HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT SINCE UR MAKING A GRIMOIRE OF VEX MAGIC ANYWAY

'TWAS ME YES! :D THAT WAS ME, THAT WAS MY BOOK. 8D

That was one of the two books I submitted and I chose that title deliberately, even if the contents are more meta. The last book he showed pages for, A Strange Papyrus, is also mine. :D

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I see alot of Supervillain Cub being Sculk Cub or Jingler vibes.

And my thoughts were like "but what if Pharoh Cub was a Super Villain?"

and then it turned to some rather uh... nsfw thoughts of Hotguy and Pharaoh.

Honestly I've enjoyed playing around with Pharaoh Cub and the power dynamics between him and Mayor Scar before in s7, but throwing that at Pharaoh Cub and HoTgUy in s9 would def be really interesting to write.

Hmm. Perhaps an AU where King Ren is usurped by Pharaoh Cub, who seduced HoTgUy into taking out the King to keep his hands clean. And then has a very loyal assassin kneeling at his feet to keep everyone's loyalties in check. Maybe that could be one way to do that.

It's not just Cub in Pharaoh garb, tho. The Royal Magician was channeling the Pharaoh's power to see if he could achieve something only the Pharaoh's magic could do, and instead, got his ass possessed again, which is what makes him usurp the King. And Cub doesn't care bc it's the Pharaoh, an old version of himself, and he gets to be a real Pharaoh at last and rule over all the Hermits. And if he goes a little mad, well. So be it. He'll laugh manically until he's also deposed and enjoy every moment of it because he sure as shit won't remember any of it once the Pharaoh's gone.

That could definitely be one way to tackle it for sure. Maybe I'll think about it once I'm done with my current ancient Egyptian AU, bc I still have a lot to write for that one ngl.