Oh look, another update that the fandom has whined and complained about that I enjoyed oh so very thoroughly. Everything ranged from standard & interesting to outright delightful. And you all know me; you know what parts of it I found delightful. Let's talk about that, really quickly!
Shadow Milk Cookie is now, in every sense but the literal, a parasite.
Spoilers below the cut. It's time for Holly to ramble on about her clown again.
Oh, you beautiful, beautiful, beautiful bastard.
If you couldn't tell by now, I adore, utterly ADORE when villains get to be thoroughly horrifying and despicable. And this update gave us SO much to chew on in that regard, when it comes to Shadow Milk.
For one, I adore the fragmentation he displayed in that first cutscene he got. The multiple souls and consciousnesses present within him as a result of him pretty much eating the Ultimate Cookie are clearly taking their toll; and if I had to guess, those MEAN ass comments that were flung his way were likely a direct byproduct of having anyone BUT himself present in his mind, for once. An outside perspective, souls who see him for how utterly pathetic and self-destructive he is.
On a more functional level, though... this combination is a terrifying one. The Ultimate Cookie is a being of subsumption. It seeks to add all life to itself, and reach a state where all are one. You combine this with Shadow Milk Cookie, someone full of wrath and desperate for control, and what you get is something utterly catastrophic. A parasite, who will spread itself and remake the world in its own image, who will DELIGHT in the suffering of those it makes itself a part of. This is no longer an urge to survive or not be lonely or anything of the sort; it is the impulse to spread combined with a valley's worth of spite. And nowhere is this more evident...
Than in what he did to Silent Salt Cookie.
This? This is absolutely grotesque. Silent Salt was trapped in his grasp, and pumped full of souls until they started erupting out of his body, while he screamed in agony. This isn't just revenge, this isn't just getting back at someone, this is a horrific display. Personhood and autonomy ripped away, replaced with Shadow Milk's very own will, an entire person distorted and forcefully bent into a different shape. There is truly little more despicable a villain can do than to take someone and force them to become something else, something more useful, and to delight in the physical agony that process causes.
The worst part of it? This isn't even part of the whole "Ultimate Cookie making Shadow Milk act unstable and erratic" thing. This is perfectly in line with things like what he did in Vanquisher of Darkness, and not too far off from his usual methods. This euphoria, this delight at seeing Silent Salt in pain, his body forcefully transformed, Shadow Milk's very essence bursting out of him, it's all his own.
And then?
He does similar to Elder Faerie Cookie. Reduces him to nothing more than an energy source, something to fuel his propagation, to reach further through the world and make it all his own.
Through spreading himself across this world, making it all merely a part of himself, he has become its god. The parasite spread, further and further, until it became the world itself. What happened to Silent Salt could not have been unique, either. Oh, no, absolutely not. Knowing what happened to him, and seeing what the future ended up becoming...
Chances are, he did this to ALL of his former "friends". Put a little bit of himself in them, let the souls work their magic, and shape them into something else entirely. Even his past self... there can only be one star of the show after all, right? It must have felt so thoroughly satisfying to snuff out that weakness and repurpose it for something greater.
I'm not quite sure how to transition out of this post. All I can say is that I thoroughly enjoyed every little bit regarding Croissant Cookie and Timekeeper Cookie as well, and that I was genuinely giggling and stimming like crazy any time this asshole pulled something absolutely horrendous that could not by any extent of the imagination ever be justified.
Villain-fanatics are eating quite well this update, are we not?















