Aug 1, 2019
It is physically impossible for you to be scary Charlie your head is a fisher price telephone
“ok image a man with my head outside your bedroom window just looking right at you with my face… image that man was covered in blood and some how eating a mans shoe right off his severed leg WITH A PAINTED ON MOUTH HOW IS HE DOING IT?”
“you’d be shitting yourself and trying to hide or call 911 you don’t think i am scary cause you’ve never met me…. you realise any copy of this chatterphone head i can see out of? if you have one I SEE EVERYTHING IT SEES”
“NOW ASK YOURSELF DO YOU FEEL SCARED NOW?”