#coolestskelebro

[withoutcomedy]

SANS, STOP POSTING SUCH INDECENT MATERIEL!"

* sheesh.* i thought we’ve been over this, pap.

* roleplaying on the internet is only 80% indecent material...

* and therefore still 20% of an acceptable hobby.

@coolestskelebro

[dunkedon-moved-again]

FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON, I AM TELLING YOU SANS, THAT I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING! EVEN WHEN YOU LEAVE YOUR SOCKS ON THE FLOOR AND ANNOY ME WITH YOUR PUNS! YOU'RE MY FAVORITE BROTHER! (also only brother but whatevs)

*  FOR  NO  PARTICULAR  REASON  ,   A  SMILE  GRACES  YOUR  TEETH  .     a  rotten  thing  ,   it  will  never  be  as  sweet  as  his  nor  as  kind  ;   but  it  is  a  smile  ,   and  it  is  tired  but  genuine  .     for  him  ,   always  for  him  .     sans  leans  up  from  his  stand  ,   body  a  weary  weight  that  seems  to  refuse  him  ,   moving  in  pieces  rather  than  as  a  whole  ,   skull  resting  with  all  the  gait  of  the  world  on  his  open  palm  .

        “ * favorite brother, huh? ”     those  lights  are  bright  and  merry  to  those  who  know  him  not  :   but  who  else  but  him  would  see  a  mirror  now  ,   and  see  something  old  and  tired  ,   yet  always  ,   forever  ,   endeared  by  a  brother  he  will  never  abandon  ?     “ * …sure know how to sock it to me, huh? ”

     a  pause  .   it’s  terrible  ,   but  how  he  softens  .     “ * … being the best brother ever, that is. and i’ll hold you to it. ”

     (   papyrus  loves  him  more  than  anything  ,   sans  knows  .   but  sans  also  knows  ,   what  papyrus  sees  is  what  everyone  else  does  .   he  sees  more          yes  ,   far  more  .   but  still  ,   he  does  not  see  the  mirror  as  sans  does  .    he  never  will  .   )

unprompted  asks  .     /  @coolestskelebro

[swapdancepapyrus]

First Impression: Love me some Underswap Paps, also I thought your icon at the time was cool, you changed it since so I don't remember what it was, but it was cute :P Now: Plays a very cute Underswap Paps whom deserves hugs, also the mun seems cool and is a meme :P

(the icon was probably the lovely bootyful one made by Buttercupstickssssssss i love it as well~)

First Impression: Love me some Underswap Paps, also I thought your icon at the time was cool, you changed it since so I don't remember what it was, but it was cute :P

REaction: ayyyy gotta have some good ol constant lazyboned Papyrus up in here! XDDD we are mostly all but forgotten at this point so meh. 

Now: Plays a very cute Underswap Paps whom deserves hugs, also the mun seems cool and is a meme :P

REaction: (mun dabs away the haters) W-wait? Im cute yo? XDD and Cool? TOO MANY COMPLIMENTS ABORT MISSION! >//< Thank you very much however, im glad i can at least bring incite that there is a person behind all this. someone that actually exists and has a normal life like the rest of you.

[snapzback]

coolestskelebro replied to your post: ▪ springtrap’s horrible face under the cut

THE RESEMBLANCE IS UNCANNY :0 NYEH HEH HEH

▪ coolest roasts me on an open fire

[saxabones]

@coolestskelebro replied to your post “*…..”

WHAT ARE YOU BLUSHING ABOUT, BROTHER? IS IT A SECRET LOVE?

*ack!

*um um... no. not blushing at all. and even if i was it would most definitely be not because of a secret crush or anything like that.

[scrublord-papyrus]

DO NOT WORRY! ALL PAPYRUS ARE NATURALLY GREAT! I BELIEVE IN YOU! (he wants to help the poor little guy)

Really? Th-

Wait, hOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?!

[withoutcomedy]

🔪 (I feel like a bad person for sending this :P)

Send 🔪 to stab my muse.

* look, i, uh, really don’t wanna have to do this.

The straps of Sans hoodie danced to the rhythm of his motions, as he dodged yet another of Papyrus the Flower’s attacks with surprising elegance; the deadly blades of his brother’s bone skill hurtling far past his ribcage. 

* so, it’d really help me out .. if you just snapped outta it. ok?

I beg you. Papyrus. He staggered as his soul turned heavy, the blue magic that weighed it down rendering his movements slow and clumsy. Yet, when the blaster was fired, he pirouetted around the shot as if no effort had been involved. He was safe again, still alive. Then, he wondered, why did he feel like screaming? Why did he feel like choking on his own success? Ignoring these thoughts, he flung an array of bones at Papyrus, and, in turn, heard the audible cracking of joints, the audible flinch of a flower, once they pierced their target. Facing down, his expression was covered in shadows. 

* or, y'know, we can do this the hard way. capiche, freak?  

He grinned, and only his smile glistered menacingly in Snowdin’s bright winter sun, as he snapped the fingers of his scraggy left to summon his Blaster and finish the job.

But he couldn’t do it. He couldn’t. He. He faltered as the snow beneath his feet turned red. Listening to the “drip, drip, drip” of his own blood, he watched quietly as one spot joined company with another, as the pool under him spread further.

Then, he peeked at the jagged tip of the bone that protruded from his chest, and, despite the pained expression on his face, almost felt a sense of relief. At least, he didn’t have to kill Papyrus this time. At least,… He closed his eye sockets and relaxed. 

* papyrus? 

With his legs giving way, he fell into the arms of his upset brother; both embracing each other tightly as the demonic Flower’s vines unfurled all around them.

@coolestskelebro

[swapdancepapyrus]

*Swap Pap receives a Christmas hoodie. It is red with Christmas trees on it. He hopes it keeps him warm :D*

*SD would look at this new hoodie, “Oh wowie! nyehe~ looks great! pretty festive ah! Looks reallly warm too! imma need that!” He looked quite happy about the gift, trying it on soon after. “ I hope it looks alright.. heh...”