#coolio bro

[motmfelix-official]

//The bows and music notes are banners by Pixopix(I think:,)//

Heya! It’s Felix you probably know me as an adventurer and working in.. anyhow uhh I sometimes take care of a bit paperwork!{attt night}

The mod aka mysterious voice is @limendale-writes !!!

We were inspired by @motmbendy-official and @motmcuphead-offical !!

🎶My Coworker’s!

@motmmickey-official {<Mr. Mickey>}

@motmtoodles-official {<Micks Advisor?>}

@mythoswaldoffical {<Mr. Oswald>}

@motmpomni-official {<Pomni>}

@motmjessicarabbit-official {<Jessica>}

@motmdandy-official {<Dandy>}

@motmsonic-official {<Sonic>}

@motmmario-official {<Mario>}

@motmbugsbunny-official {<Bugs>}

✨Non-star Coworker’s

@motmdyle-official {<Dyle>}

@motmtails-official {<Tails>}

@motm-sheba-official {<Sheba!>}

@motmshelly-offical {<Shelly>}

@motm-woodpecker-official ((I think I forget-)) {<Woody wood pecker>}

☕️Others!

@motmbendy-official {<Bendy>}

@motmborisoffical {<Boris>}

@motmelderkettle-official {elder kettle! //the cup bros dad//}

@motmcuphead-offical {<Cuphead>}

@motmmugman-offical {<Mugman>}

🌸The non coworkers friends!(or non friends!)

your elemental power is.. GREN {< @motmflippy-official >}

Bowl {< @motmbowlboy-official >}

The dog…really??? {< @motm-pebble-official >}

Theorist {< @motmofficailstheoryblog >}

Skeleton guy? {< @motmsans-official >}

Ollie {< @motmollie-official >}

Shelly {<Tagged above under non-stars!>}

Sprout {< @motmsprout-official >}

Astro {< @motmastro-official >}

Vee {< @motmvee-official >}

Cosco {< @motmcosmo-official >}

Ink blob.. {< @laciffo-tolb-mtom >}

Addie {< @motmaddie-official >}

Bassie {< @motmbassie-official >}

Looey {< @motmlooey-official >}

Amy {< @motmamy-official

Shadow {< @motmshadow >}

Silver {< @motmsilver >}

Miss ortensia {< @motmortensia-official >}

Lil oona! {< @mythoona-official >}

My somewhat bro! {< @motmcartooncat >}

GET YOUR JAX TOY- {< @motmjax-official >}

Frog:3 {< @motmribbit-official >}

💕My lil family

Mickey {< He’s tagged above! >}

MY BABY🥹 {< @meeska-mooska-mickey-mouse >}

Do not interact if you are a

MAP

Transphobe

Homophobe

P3døphile

Ect!

Asks allowed

A bit of suggestiveness

Other alters (if you are a system ect!)

A wee bit of rp

Compliments

The norm!

Ask NOT allowed

NSFW

ANY AMOUNT OF g##e or p##n

Bullying

Ect!

ALSO MOTM BY @nortsauce AND @flygutzz (I forgot that;-;)

[crushingonrazz]

The Alleyway

I definitely stole this semi-accidentally from @maximum-overboner (so if you don’t want me to have, let me know so i can do some deleting. wooo

The best way to get me to write is for me to drink like three red bulls. So...I guess buy me a coffee?

So in the game, Papyrus won't kill you, no matter what. However, he has absolutely no problem defending himself and knocking you down to 1HP. So...yeah. Enjoy?

Warnings: violence (arms don't bend that way, dude)

Papyrus was always the one to get the groceries nowadays. He didn’t really mind, since he was the one who cooked, it only made sense that he would be the one to pick out the items he needed! It was a bit of a bother, though, that he had to walk so far to get them. The only place that carried food to the quality he required for his masterful dishes laid many miles from his home and it was quite a long walk to get there. Not that the Great Papyrus would ever complain! He was very lucky to have the ability to walk, there were many others that did not even have legs! Besides, it wasn’t so much the length of the walk as it was the places he had to pass. There was one place in particular that always made Papyrus wish he had his brother’s teleporting power. He would have loved to skip right past the frankly creepy alleyway on fourth street. Not that he didn’t like the alleyway. He was sure it was very nice! But he just didn’t get the best feeling when he walked past. Today was grocery-shopping day, and he found himself hesitating at the end of the road, as usual. He really didn’t want to walk past it. What was wrong with him? He was the Great Papyrus! He had nothing to fear! Epecially not from something as simple as a dark alley! He steeled himself and took a cautious step forward. Then another. Then another and another andanotherandanotherandanother and before he was entirely aware, Papyrus was sprinting past the alley at full tilt. It was only once he could no longer even see it in the distance that he finally stopped, leaning over and chest heaving as he caught his breath. He had done it! Oh, of course he had, he was very great, after all! Why had he ever even doubted-- Papyrus was jerked out of his thoughts very suddenly by a human emerging from around the corner ahead of him. They were up in his face almost immediately, brandishing a knife and with their mouth fixed in a snarl. “Give me your wallet and your watch and anything else you've got, you skeleton asshole,” the human growled threateningly, pushing him slightly so his back ran into the wall behind him. Papyrus frowned and straightened up to his normal height of almost nine feet. Why did this human have a knife? This seemed like a very peculiar way to make friends. “I AM SORRY, HUMAN, BUT I CANNOT GIVE YOU MY THINGS! I NEED THIS MONEY TO PURCHASE GROCERIES TO FEED MY LAZY BROTHER!” he said kindly. If the human needed money, he was sure something could be arranged! He had heard about several wonderful programs throughout the city which he knew helped those in need. He had just opened his mouth to say so when the human stumbled back a few steps, staring up at him with a very strange expression on their face. “Oh my god…” they said. “How fucking tall do they grow you freaks?” Papyrus frowned. “I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WOULD PLEASE WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE, HUMAN!” he said, reaching to take the knife from their hand. “AND PLEASE BE CAREFUL WITH THAT, IT COULD BE--” The human seemed to panic suddenly and did something very peculiar. Papyrus looked down in confusion at where they were stabbing the knife against where his clothes hung off of his ribs. He was wearing a large, fluffy sweater given to him by King Asgore’s clone. He really liked this sweater, and if the human kept doing that, they were going to tear a hole in it! “HUMAN, CAN YOU PLEASE STOP? I DON’T KNOW WHY YOU ARE TRYING TO STAB--” suddenly he realized, and he frowned more deeply. “HUMAN, IF YOU ARE TRYING TO INITIATE A FIGHT, YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT I AM A SKELETON, AND I HAVE NO STOMACH. ARE YOU TRYING TO FIGHT ME?” The human backed away slightly, and they looked angry. “Yeah, I’m trying to fucking fight you. Give me your goddamn wallet!” Papyrus narrowed his eyes slightly. “WELL, ALRIGHT THEN! PREPARE TO FIGHT THE GREAT PAPYRUS!” Then he reached out and grasped the human by the wrist, pulling their arm out tightly and snapping his other hand up to hit their elbow. With a somewhat sickening crunch, the arm bent the wrong way. The human just stared at it for a split second, then they dropped the knife and screamed. Papyrus immediately took advantage of their distraction and swept a leg out, taking their legs out from under them and making them land flat on their back, still crying out loudly. Then he drew back, observing them for a few moments and making sure that they were well and truly down. Upon making sure of that, he bent over and scooped the human into his arms, carrying them carefully in the direction of the nearest hospital. “No, no! Put me down! What are you going to do to me?” The human sobbed, cradling their broken arm close to their chest. Papyrus kept walking, sparing them a pitying glance. “I AM TAKING YOU TO THE HOSPITAL, HUMAN! IT WOULD BE NO GOOD TO LEAVE YOU LYING IN THE STREET AFTER HAVING BEEN BESTED BY THE GREAT PAPYRUS!” “What the hell is wrong with you?” “WELL THE GREAT PAPYRUS IS NOT PERFECT BUT HIS FLAWS ARE CERTAINLY FEW AND FAR BETWEEN, SO I CANNOT THINK OF ANY RIGHT NOW. AFTER WE HAVE GONE TO THE HOSPITAL, WOULD YOU LIKE TO ACCOMPANY ME TO MY HOME TO PARTAKE IN MY WORLD-FAMOUS SPAGHETTI?” “Only if it has a buttload of Valium in it.” “I DO NOT KNOW WHO THAT IS BUT IF SHE WOULD LIKE TO JOIN US, SHE IS MORE THAN WELCOME!”

[firetestgold]

Hey guys,

I did the self care thing today

[springinhershield]

Tagged by @tainted-templar cheers buddy :D

Last Film Watched: (like at the cinema?) star wars tfa Last Song I Listened To: warm water - banks  Last Show Watched: x-files Last Book Read: more than this - patrick ness Last Thing I Ate: chicken-potato salad If I Could Be Anywhere I Would Be: asleep in bed   If I Won the Lottery, I Would First: pay off debts, and then buy a fucktonne of plane tickets  Fictional Character I Would Hang Out With for a Day: janey springs, clearly The Last Fandom I Joined: star wars

I tag: @crimsonphoenixdown, @regalyan, @bardswick, @plintoon-reblogs, and @fuuda

[spooky-scary-skeleton666]

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1: Name•Kahri2: Age•173: 3 Fears•losing someone I love•disappointing people•dying.4: 3 things I love•cats•makeup•food5: 4 turns on•nice•funny •weird af•umm idk I guess like being able to make me smile when I’m sad idk 6: 4 turns off•rude•not funny •not very talkative•hates cats 7: My best friend@mychxmical-affliction8: Sexual orientation•lesbian af 9: My best first date•I’ve gone on one date in my entire life and that was in 3rd grade when my BD and I went to McDonald’s alone #rebel 10: How tall am I•5'5ish11: What do I miss•my cat Chewie 😔12: What time were I born•idk 13: Favorite color•purple 14: Do I have a crush•hahahahahaha Ughhh yes I do 15: Favorite quote•idk16: Favorite place•I don’t really have one 17: Favorite food•sushi 18: Do I use sarcasm•nah bro who does?19: What am I listening to right now•nothing 20: First thing I notice in new person•their eyes21: Shoe sizeDepends between like a 9-1022: Eye color•brown 23: Hair color•currently black naturally brown24: Favorite style of clothing•I’m hardcore digging like the grunge style 25: Ever done a prank call?•yeah27: Meaning behind my URL•idk Star Wars is rad28: Favorite movie•Peter pan 29: Favorite song•idk30: Favorite band•never shout never 31: How I feel right now•idek dude 32: Someone I love•myself33: My current relationship status•single 34: My relationship with my parents•Halloween 36: Tattoos and piercing i have•Peter pan tattoo on my ankle and a yin yang cat on my forearm, nose piercing 37: Tattoos and piercing i want•alot38: The reason I joined Tumblr•my cousin told me about 39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?•um idk probs idc TBH40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?•sometimes 41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?•no but I wish wait did I just say that haha yeah I guess I did 42: When did I last hold hands?•forever ago ugh 43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?•well I wake up at 5am and go for a walk and then I have to be ready by 6:50am so 44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?•ugh no45: Where am I right now?•my room on my bed 46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?•dude idek 47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?•loud af48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?•dad and stepmom 49: Am I excited for anything?•Graduation ✌🏻️50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?•no51: How often do I wear a fake smile?•idk52: When was the last time I hugged someone?•I hugged my mom earlier 53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?•dude I wouldn’t care 54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?•hmmm idek 55: What is something I disliked about today?•it being cold56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?•she who shall not be named 57: What do I think about most?•everything 58: What’s my strangest talent?•idk59: Do I have any strange phobias?•I hate cotton balls and freshly dried clothes 60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?•behind61: What was the last lie I told?•hahahahaha idk62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?•both 63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?•yes and yes64: Do I believe in magic?•maybe65: Do I believe in luck?•kinda 66: What’s the weather like right now?•cold af67: What was the last book I’ve read?•parrotfish68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?•ew no 69: Do I have any nicknames?•nah I wish70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?•idek71: Do I spend money or save it?•depends 72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue?•no73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?•yeah my pink vans 74: Favorite animal?•SLOTH75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?•texting Erica and listening to music and hanging out with Julia 76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?•that’s none of my business *drinks hot tea*77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?•idk78: How can you win my heart?•be honest and funny and buy me food and let’s cuddle and watch movies and take dorky pictures together and just be really nerdy and lame. 79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?•atleast I tried80: What is my favorite word?81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr@slayr-bay@dorioreos@mychxmical-affliction

@um-emilyIdk that’s the only ones I could think of right now82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?•stop being so rude83: Do I have any relatives in jail?•probs 84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?•read minds 85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?•do you like me? ( dude idk.????)86: What is my current desktop picture?87: Had sex?•HAHAHAHAHA no.88: Bought condoms?•why tf would I need those? 89: Gotten pregnant?•gayyyyyyy90: Failed a class?•no91: Kissed a boy?•ew no never 92: Kissed a girl?•yes 93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?•ugh no 😩94: Had job?•yeah 95: Left the house without my wallet?•yeah96: Bullied someone on the internet?•no that’s rude97: Had sex in public?•nah 98: Played on a sports team?•yeah99: Smoked weed?•yup 100: Did drugs?•no101: Smoked cigarettes?•yup 102: Drank alcohol?•yup103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?•I wish 104: Been overweight?•literally my entire life soooo105: Been underweight?•no106: Been to a wedding?•yeah107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?•all the time 108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?•hmm idk109: Been outside my home country?•no 110: Gotten my heart broken?•yupppppp111: Been to a professional sports game?•no 112: Broken a bone?•my pinky toe 113: Cut myself?•yeah114: Been to prom?•yeah 115: Been in airplane?•no116: Fly by helicopter?•no 117: What concerts have I been to?•Some country people idek, Allstar Weekend(throwback), Justin Bieber (throwback), Fall Out Boy, and Warped Tour 118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?•I’m gay so..obviously 119: Learned another language?•Spanish 1+2 ✌🏻️120: Wore make up?• I do everyday 121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?•HAHAHAHAHAHA no.122: Had oral sex?•HAHAHAHAHA no.123: Dyed my hair?•yeah 124: Voted in a presidential election?•I can next year WOOP 125: Rode in an ambulance?•umm idek126: Had a surgery?•yeah 127: Met someone famous?•yes; Christofer Drew and Lynn Gunn 128: Stalked someone on a social network?•who hasn’t?129: Peed outside?•yes130: Been fishing?•yes131: Helped with charity?•yes132: Been rejected by a crush?•yup133: Broken a mirror?•no, not that I know of 134: What do I want for birthday?•moon phases tattoo

[super-metroid]

Purple and teal

aw rad nice

[stevebroseph]

Off to schoolio

[marinated-trash]

Well then, someone doesn't like Dexter. Follower you are going to miss my subtle hilarity.