Life

Another human being who is alive and functioning to the best of their ability They/Them

[papayajuan2019]

life is so cute when you think about it. why are we miserable

[foeofcolor]

Only day you can rb this

[foeofcolor]

This post is like a fucking rosetta stone I've had the same theme song tagged in at least 6 languages so far

[lesslaivyy]

[vitchuatlocalhost-deactivated20]

[sotrias-labyrinth-deactivated20]

I feel like when I say ‘relatable’ what I really mean is ‘resonant.’ I don’t want characters who I feel are like me, I want characters who have emotions so strong I can feel them through the page.

[secretlyatargaryen]

I think this is important because a lot of us forget the power of stories to make us feel things about characters who are not like us, who have experienced things that we never will. The purpose of listening to someone else's story should not necessarily be identification, but understanding.

[coffeeeandbaileys]

[tiktoksijustthinkareneat]

[catboybiologist]

Love conversations where every single participant has certified Issues

[virtualgirladvance]

One guys issue is not knowing vampires are real. I feel him

[raevenlywrites]

Love burying the lead "he's 33 I'm 22-" bitch he is 433 give or take

[scrabbleknight]

He doesn't know how to divide by 2.

[thedeadtravelfast]

@nightcrawler-fan @iceandbone

[nightcrawler-fan]

...why does this have better writing than most actual comedy series about fantasy characters?

[kittydesade]

.... is one of those guys Blade?

[your-dads-filing-cabinet]

[prokopetz]

The real reason your sapient dragon character needs a "rider":

Dragons on the wing are vulnerable to being mobbed by smaller, more agile flyers, particularly in your large rear blind spot, like a bird of prey being mobbed by crows. Having a human armed with a long spear perched on your back helps to dissuade anyone from getting any funny ideas.

Breath weapons are impressive enough on the ground, but in flight they're really only good for strafing stationary targets; trying to use your breath weapon in an aerial dogfight is a good way to get fire up your nose. A real fight calls for sterner measures – and, concomitantly, a crew to aim and reload the cannons.

In today's competitive world, it's not enough to devour a flock of sheep and call it a day if you want to keep your edge. You're accompanied at all times by a qualified personal alchemist tasked with carefully regulating your internal furnace to ensure peak performance, and sometimes you even listen to them.

No dragon of any quality would be caught dead without their valet. It's not as though you can announce your numerous long-winded titles yourself when introductions are called for, can you? You suppose next you'll be expected to pick up the spoils of your conquests yourself, like a common brigand. Perish the thought!

[mikkeneko]

[pixelartpeach]

Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

[bonesbeetle]

can see the pores on that thang

[crow-with-a-pencil]

Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango

[nicomrade]

[piipstachio]

TUMBLR PLEASE I WAS TRYING TO SHOW THIS

[gotterhag]

Two things: 1.) I'm actually crying. 2.) this is what it feels like getting hash browns at McDonald's

[themaidenofwords]

Allegations? No, baby, they're married

[themaidenofwords]

#they got married and called it a merger

prev these tags make me want to have a merger with you

[my-dailydreams]

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

This picture is NOT CUTE

they are making her use Window 8. unimaginably cruel

[labelleizzy]

[eriyu]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

I have never seen the 2nd object before, but with the Power of Algebra I now know it's a saw horse

Information is WILD

[edderkopper]

Today I learned that cuttlefish experience REM sleep, and that it makes their skin flash random colors. This is the cutest thing ever.

[blackbearmagic]

The electric eel at my aquarium has a voltmeter attached to his tank, and whenever he pumps out a burst of electricity–either when he’s navigating his tank or getting fed–the meter lights up and makes noise. Sometimes, I’ll walk past him when he’s snuggled up and totally motionless on his log, and see the voltmeter going crazy.

I am left to assume that he is dreaming, and is sleep-zapping at the things in his dreams.

[arachnospooky]

I am absolutely delighted to learn that electric eels dream of kicking ass.

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[planeposting]

Stabilize our trajectory please

Pitch up

Pitch down

Left rudder

Right rudder

Left roll

Right roll

No1 engine thrust

No2 engine thrust

Flap angle

Altitude

Voting ended onMay 10

I just wanna see how we crash this plane

# of likes = # of passengers on board

# of reblogs = # of flight hours the pilots have

Good luck soldiers

[planeposting]

Okay now that we're well and truly in the thick of things and I am not sitting in a mall food court, I'm going to do an Official Result Interpretation Guide so my aerodynamics friends can tell us how truly fucked we all are.

Pitch angle = Pitch up%-Pitch down%

Roll angle = Left roll%-Right roll%

Flap angle = very literally the angle of the flaps in degrees

Engine thrust %N1 = 50+%

The closer this is to 1, the more stable our sideslip: (Left rudder%-Right rudder%) ÷ (No1 thrust%-No2 thrust%)

Altitude = % x 1000ft

We're going to assume we're in a 737 with a normal weight distribution and somehow infinite fuel.

That means as I'm writing this, we have a pitch angle of 2.5 degrees, nearly no roll, a flap angle of 12 degrees, 63.6%N1 in the No1 engine, 65%N1 in the No2 engine, a very stable left sideslip, and we're just under FL180.

[planeposting]

This was an incredibly fucking stupid idea but I've now refined it into an incredibly fucking stupid idea with data gathering potential so here's the plan.

Every day until this poll ends, at 6:30 EST, I will screenshot the results. Those percentages will then be converted into configurations. If there is a plane nerd out there with the capability to plug those configurations into a flight sim so we can see what Tumblr's stupid final flight looks like, please DM me or send me an ask.

[princessmo]

blogging away again in tumblritaville

[niyarest]

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