hellooooo different anon here, how are you doing? i really liked your tpc noli x reader is it okay if i request a part 2? hope you have a good day!!
A burger at what cost?
Termination Protocol Noli x Reader
[Prev -> "Generosity...?"]
[Next -> "Office Day"]
Warnings: none, I guess. Unless you are vegan or vegetarian I guess, then burger consumtion...? Idk.
A/N: honestly, I don't mind if people send multiple fic requests so long as it's not like A LOT back to back. Like I don't encourage you to put five fic requests in my ask box in one day. My fics are usually short and take like... maybe 30 minutes-an hour or two or a day-day and a half to get it mostly presentable...
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Just peachy. You missed lunch to chase some low-threat exploiters and turned them in, and Mr. Doombringer still won’t give you one of his goddamn rib sandwiches after what happened yesterday. Plus, You skipped breakfast because you thought you’d have lunch… but you didn’t…
In the back of your mind, you hoped that either one of your friendlier co-workers could lend you a snack, or perhaps sneak you a rib sandwich.
Just then, a horribly familiar voice chuckled over your shoulder. “Alone on a Saturday night, darling?” they say in a teasing tone. You just sigh and look towards him, “I don’t have the energy to even pretend to hate you…”
“Awww, so you really do care?” he moved in front of you. “Well, since you love me, how about I take you somewhere for lunch-”
“Hey I never said-” you could barely get a word in. He then interrupted you “How about we check out that burger place down the street? I think you’d love it! And I’ll pay, it’ll be my treat, as a bit of a thank you for that sandwich you gave me, it was DELICIOUS, too bad the chef wants me terminated”
You felt exhausted just listening to him. You didn’t hate him. He wasn’t that bad… he’s just missing some marbles and has a few loose screws. And on top of that, he was a living glitch… Your job is to get rid of guys like these, but so far, you haven’t found a good reason to hate him fully… in fact, something about the way he acts around you makes you feel like you ate a whole insect exhibit alive at a zoo. You SHOULDN’T feel that way, but you do.
Anyways, while those thoughts were running through your mind, he had dragged you to the burger place. You and him made your orders and sat outside after getting your food. Noli was honest and paid… though it’s hard to say that the money was real, knowing Noli, he probably used a duplication glitch or something, but did that matter right now? Nope. Right now, your focus was to eat that burger as if it was your last meal. And damn, what a meal.
“You must’ve been hungry,” Noli said, followed by a light chuckle.
“Missed lunch 'cause a couple of wannabe hackers wanted to be the next 007n7.” You groaned. “And I skipped breakfast because I thought I’d have lunch when I was supposed to… and Doombringer stopped giving me those sandwiches after he found out I handed mine over to you yesterday.”
“Damn, why do you keep working for those admins, they're assholes…” Noli says with a huff. You can’t seem to find a good answer though, but he circles you and makes a theory. “You feel like it’s the right thing? Don’t you? Getting rid of the bad guys who vandalize, steal, and frame others? But you’ve gotten to know one of the anomalies they want to destroy, and now your questioning your own stance… but that’s just a theory, A GAM-”
You cut him off “alright alright, yes, I thought it was the right thing to do. It’s only halfway right though… like some people deserve to be terminated, but some people can’t help it that they’re glitched… can they?” You look at him, expecting an answer.
“Euh… depends on the glitch I guess? I’m too far gone to undo the glitch though…” Noli shrugs “but hey, I’m happy with my exploding kids and my glitchy lifestyle, they just hate that I don’t pay taxes or rent… or pay for anything”
“What about the food you just bought for-” you try to ask but he places a finger over your lips in a hushing gesture.
“That wasn’t real money, it’ll disappear in 5 minutes, so finish up and GTFO” he said, teleporting away… god he is insufferable sometimes… I guess you should still go back and pay with real money… but… maybe a free meal isn’t so bad, nobody would notice, right?
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BONUS!
Earlier that day, Noli was bugging 007n7. "Heyyy sev, can I borrow your burger? I'll just make a copy of it, I promise."
"What, no, why would you even want a copy of my burger hat?" He questioned in annoyance. "Well, theres this one person, they've totally got a thing for me, and I was thinking, since they gave me a sandwich, I'll return the favor and give them a cheeseburger" Noli responded confidently.
"Noli... You know my burger hat isn't a real burger, right?" He sighed with bubbling anger. Noli snapped his fingers in a cartoonish pout, "darn, then that plan won't work..."
"WAIT, DID YOU THINK IT WAS REAL? WHAT IS WRONG WITH-"
"BYEEE!" Noli left quickly, eaving 007n7 to question why he let him in anyways... oh wait, he didn't, Noli glitched himself in...
wassup guy gal or non-binary pal I HAVE A REQUEST!
Noli x Reader
alright so this is in termination protocol (there is not enough termination protocol x reader fanfics) the reader in this works for the admins (most notably Doombringer) and they are basically a cop. Now I don’t have a plot so I’ll be happy with whatever :)
Generosity...?
Termination Protocol Noli × Reader (GN)
[Next-> "A burger at what cost?"]
Warnings: uhh... idk... none I guess? Noli's just a silly guy. As you can assume from the username, I love Noli...
A/N: good lord, I haven't done anything along the line of cop(?)×criminal(?) since High School when I'd write Lupin III fics... don't ask me where they are, I deleted the account tied to those fics... so before I started writing this, I sat down and looked at the TPC wiki and read through both Noli and Doombringer's wiki pages, and I noticed how apparently Doombringer can throw ribs (I'm guessing like grilled ribs, but I decided to wite them in as rib sandwiches for the sake of convenience in carrying them around) that's when a rather comedic idea popped into my head for this fic. But due to being rusty as hell, this may not be the best, but I hope you enjoy this.
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You had him, he was in handcuffs, ready to be sent off for taking advantage of glitches and being a glitch himself, and your gullible ass let him slip away after all of that effort put into catching him. Mr. Doombringer has never been more pissed as you explained to him how everything unraveled...
Earlier that day, Noli had let you catch him. He was being dramatic as usual, whining about how unfair it all is. “I can’t be sent away, I’m a single dad, I’ve got kids to feed” he said, referring to the Bomblings. Did they even count as kids? They’re bombs?
He’s giving you a look that reminds you of the face of a sad dog from those kennel adoption/donation commercials. He knows you have something on you. Something you pocketed for later that Noli didn’t want you to have. A rib sandwich from Mr. Doombringer…
God this glitchy jester was pathetic. He shifted a bit and leaned closer. “Can I have your sandwich?” he asked, looking at you with pitiful eyes. “Why do you want my sandwich?” you ask, a bit hesitant to actually give it to him. He then pulls another sad story out of his ass, “it’s so expensive feeding my kids, all they eat is gunpowder, and gunpowder is so expensive nowadays, so I haven’t been able to afford food for myself. I haven’t eaten in a few days, I’m sure you could spare that sandwich…”
After an internal argument with yourself, you cave. You can’t help but admit, Noli has a way of tugging at your heartstrings in a way that ypu don't fully understand. “Fine, here’s my sandwich” you say as you pull a sandwich wrapped in a waxy-ish paper out of your bag. You unwrap it for him, expecting to have to feed it to him where you had him handcuffed… except Noli suddenly glitched out of the handcuffs and took the sandwich. “Thank you, you are so generous!” He said, trying to eat it faster than you can process what he had just done. Before you could give a proper reaction, he smiled at you, “you are such a dear, but I’ve gotta go~” then blew you a kiss. “See you another time, ciao!” he smirked while waving as he started glitching before vanishing entirely. "Generous...?" You murmur out loud before you start internally screaming.
This whole time… he could’ve just done THAT? And he- HE TOOK YOUR SANDWICH TOO! You get even more angry realizing he could’ve just made money with his glitching abilities, he probably doesn't even need to buy anything per-se. God damn that clown knows you better than the back of his hand. You hate him, but you can't help but feel something for him. Is it love? God the admins would kill you if it’s love, but more importantly, you have to try to explain the situation to Mr. Doombringer, which you are doing right now.
Needless to say, Mr. Doombringer isn’t gonna give you anymore rib sandwiches anytime soon… but you still wonder if Noli really needed that sandwich… like… was he actually hungry? But then again, couldn’t he just make whatever food he wanted where he’s a glitch? Would that work? Man you have so many questions for him next time you see him…
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BONUS!
After Noli vanished, he returned back to his base to lounge about. He smiled, looking at the half eaten rib sandwich in his hand. “You know, for being one of the admin’s lackeys, they’re alright” he smiled. After finishing the sandwich, he thinks for a bit, “Hm… I think I’ll try to find them again tomorrow, maybe I’ll give them a burger…”
hello same anon here who requested the first part of the CopJester fic and Can we please get another part please and I’m sorry but I don’t have a plot
Office Day
Termination Protocol Noli x Reader
[Prev -> "A burger at what cost?"]
Warnings: I don't think there's anything to worry about...
A/N: This will probably end up being the fic series I'm known for... I guess that's not a bad thing though.
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Mr. Doombringer had you on office duty. It wasn’t ideal but at least you weren’t running after exploiters. You took a sip of your coffee as you responded to emails, answered phone calls, and kept your coworkers updated. It was boring, it was like punishment, but it had to be done
Just before lunch, you felt pressure on the back of your chair. You turn to look and you feel your body go cold. It was Noli, he was in disguise, but it was incredibly obvious it was him… like Team Rocket levels of obvious.
“What are you doing here?” You loudly whisper, trying not to alert your coworkers. He moves next to you and grins, “I was wondering if you wanted to go out for lunch again-” he is quickly interrupted by a cold “No.”
“Aww, c’mon, I’ve got real cash this time” he says, getting on his knees and resting his chin on your thighs. You look down at him in annoyance. “Was it obtained legally?” The question makes Noli tense up. Well, I guess there’s your answer…
“Uhm… depends on what you see as legal…” his smile now wavering and awkward. You hold back a sigh of disappointment and say “you’re lucky I don’t wanna turn you in” you say in a harsh whisper. His smile becomes smug again and he wiggles his shoulders teasingly, “it’s cause you love me, isn’t it~”
Your face turns red and you shove him, saying “NO” just a little too loud, you will never admit your feelings to him, definitely not at Roblox HQ. Heavy footsteps start to approach and Noli vanishes. Mr. Doombringer pokes his head into your cubicle, “what’s all the ruckus about here?”
Well, you don’t know what to say, you look around on the ground “I uh… dropped my uh… one of my contact lenses” you make up an excuse. Mr. Doombringer tilts his head slightly “I didn’t know you wear contacts…” you feel awkward as you nod “uh yeah… I, uh, got them recently.”
The air felt tense as Mr. Doombringer frowned, “you know I can tell you’re lying, right?” You sighed, attempting to calm yourself down, “ok, you wanna know what’s really going on?” You almost spill your guts, but you feel something inside you change, like you’ve lost control of your own voice. “One of my favorite restaurants shut down today, and I feel awful about it” that’s not what you were gonna say, but it convinced Mr. Doombringer slightly. Heck, it convinced an eavesdropping admin too, “I didn’t know anyone else here liked Bloxer’s Beef and Chicken. I hate that they shut down over some stupid money laundering scheme. They made the best fried chicken in town…” Shedletsky butted in on the conversation. “Heyy! Maybe the three of us could go on lunch break together! I could bring Brighteyes too, and maybe-”
Mr. Doombringer’s voice rattled the office as he shouted, “ENOUGH. I would say go back to work, but it is lunch time, an unfed employee is a poor functioning employee…” he walks off, his tail flicking in agitation. Shedletsky is still there, he looks at you with a mischievous grin, “I know what you're hiding… Doom’s gonna kill you when he finds out~” he says and walks away like he said nothing at all.
You sit there, you feel like you’ve frozen, you don’t even dare to stammer. How does he know? You stand up to go to lunch and you feel something shift in your pocket, it’s a note, “You’re welcome, for the excuse” it was definitely Noli’s handwriting. You didn’t know he could manipulate voices. That’s a bit unsettling, but it did save your ass… for the time being. Shedletsky knows something, and you don’t know what he’s gonna do with that knowledge, you might just skip lunch, anyone would be sick to their stomach after hearing something like that…
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BONUS!
After you get home from work you lay down in bed and stare at the ceiling. How is Shedletsky going to hang your secret over your head? Is he going to blackmail you? Does he really know anything? Maybe he's just messing with you. You sprawl your arms out on the bed, but your left arm thumps against something, you look to your left.
"Room for one more?" Noli asks, laying in your bed next to you in some cozy pajamas. You scream and whack him with a pillow. He vanishes on impact, leaving you sitting there feeling like you've gone crazy... yep... that's the guy your heart is set on. Your mind still can't quite process it.
copjester!Noli will fall in love with copjester!reader first
Lowkey, Noli will probably tease them playfully until they realize "ah, wait, am I actually in love with them" then test the waters by holding hands and being a bit more flirty with their teasing then be like "oh yeah, this is love"
