since you headcanon telamon calls people by their occupation, what does he call someone without a job, “unemployed”?? 😭
luckily scripter took one for the team to answer
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since you headcanon telamon calls people by their occupation, what does he call someone without a job, “unemployed”?? 😭
luckily scripter took one for the team to answer
i should be asleep but i had the sudden mental image of the self-aware roblox avatars getting called cringe/retroslop by some kid who doesn’t realize it’s the actual accounts 😭 like. i wonder if some of them would just commit to the bit and pretend they were cosplaying as themself (i get the feeling that telamon has a 50/50 chance of either rolling with it for the lolz or getting mildly offended that someone would think that he, THE telamon, was some fake impersonator. can they not tell by the sheer confidence in his stance? (meanwhile he’s in r6, the least animated of the roblox avatar types)
anywhoo the idea made me giggle so i wanted 2 share it with u (because a joy shared is a joy doubled) i neeed to get to sleep b4 builderman takes matters into his own hands (he would be horrified at my sleep schedule)
Ooo, I think most characters would be a 50/50 on if they'd get mad about it. Over all, most of the admins would probably be chill with it (builderman, Roblox, dusekkar, probably even doombringer) since they know it's probably a child behind the screen, and will just try to ignore it.
Then there are the two that are just confused; being John and Jane doe, having not heard this world before, and asking what it means to be "retro slop".
Then, them..
I have it IN MY HEART, that telamon would be angered about this. Someone DERE call telamon, TELAMON, retro slop. He's seething (big baby).
0o7n7 and c00lk1dd have about the same reaction. They silently decided to make this kid a target in whatever game there in until the kid leaves. The two won't even argue if anyone says that their targeting, cus they are, and there's no denying that.
1x1x1x1 is around the same as 0o7n7 and c00lk1dd, their just not silent about it. As soon as the kid calls 1x1 retro slop a billion hashtags flood the corner of everyone's screens, and the kid is the main target of 1x1.
Then there's noli, the trickster that he is, as soon as he's called retro slop he instantly posts the full definition in chat. Every time the kid tries to say anything, the definition of retro slop is posted in chat and covers up their message.
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Now go to bed before builderman finds out :))
+update on dod civs (still not finished 😭)
Btw I should probably specify that the first image (the one that says Chiron) is NOT related to Spawnism AT ALL. Nor is it even related to forsaken. It is my own representation of Respawning in Roblox and in the lore for my Roblox AU, there is no respawn cult
Anddd here's ask group 2 :33
Brighteyes doesn't like. Canonically have a Mini Brighteyes on her shoulder but, I felt like giving it to her because yes
Mr. Doombringer
Dusekkar
Taph
Brighteyes
Scripter (who as of this being made asks aren't technically open yet but whatever)
(these were made for my ask blog but I thought I'd just put em here because I have art block and still gotta feed y'all SOMETHING)
what I think would happen in the CopJester fic (that’s what I’m calling that one fic)
Doombringer: "you are not good enough for my employee and I don’t want you around them"
Doombringer: "END OF STORY"
Noli: "…"
Noli: "SO WHY DONT YOU GIVE ME ONE MORE-"
I wheezed so hard, this cheered me up after the previous post. I'll add more to the fic later (I still have a request I'm trying to write)
(Late to edit this, but the post mentioned in this has been deleted)
Mr. Doombringer headcanons:
• When he was first spawned/created, he could only speak Bulgarian/Russian. (I heard that his hammer was named after a Russian/Bulgarian word. I'm not sure if it's entirely true, but for some reason, I can't get that out of my head, lol)
• Telamon was his first friend.
• Shed/Telamon and Doom subconsciously use Builderman as a stress toy. Yes.
• Some of the few killers who can leave the Forsaken realm. He's usually back in Robloxia taking care of exploiters, "corrupt" admins, and anyone else he deems unjustifiable. Spectre would go torment Robloxia and its robloxians, but it's more of a spectator. 😅
• His body is made out of space matter. One time, he accidentally sat on top of a fellow admin (Clockwork). He didn't notice at first, but another admin (Builderman) does notice. Yells at Doombringer to get up, he does, but no one is there. Realizing what happened, Builder gets help from another admin (Telamon or Dussekar) to free their friend. (I dreamed about this, and it's ingraved in my mind)
• I was looking at some fanmade Forsaken animations about Doombringer, and an idea popped into my head. I see Doom being chained up or implied to have slept a long time (in non Forsaken stuff, but still) like the other admins (who were left) found some way to trap him in the Banlands. They probably thought that banning him was the only solution. He found this foolish since this was his own domain, but surprisingly, when he attempted to leave his own chains that he used to chain up others when trying to hold him here. He thinks the other admims did something to make this happen. In reality, somewhere deep down, he knows what he's doing is not the way to go about justice. It's not right. Unjustifiably harming/killing people, especially those he calls friends and family. Unfortunately, he isn't in the right of mind to even consider this. (I think if this was implemented in the rounds, it'd be a special kill animation for Clockwork, Shedletsky, etc. Doom would have them pinned/thrown to the ground about to have his hammer smash them when a chain grabs his hand, temporarily stopping the attack. This is in vain, however, since he just puts his other hand on the handler of his hammer as well. Successfully breaking the chains and ending the admin.)
After grueling and trying to get this right (plus having one of my friends help line them up). Behold! A semi-comprehensive Height Chart
OH its so small. I can't chop it up though my computer is dying. Enjoy this, bit-crushed disaster of a height chart xD