Apr 13, 2020
“Ms. Reporter! How can I help you? A car, something to drink or maybe a small financial incentive?”
“Excuse me?!”
“Well, do you want some?”
...Rude.
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“Ms. Reporter! How can I help you? A car, something to drink or maybe a small financial incentive?”
“Excuse me?!”
“Well, do you want some?”
...Rude.
Laci grew up Bramble, and Ivy grew up Jasmine. But there’s no manner of doubt who their biological father is.
They need a bigger place, but I don’t have the energy.
Alissa and Her Mama Lainey
Look at this adorable penguin!
“Greetings, lamp master. What can I do for-”
“Money.”
“Money?”
“Money.”
“What about beauty, or peace of mind or...?”
“Did I stutter?”
...
“I love money.”
After an hours-long snowball fight, Ivy heads inside to warm up a bit, when...
Ivy vs the abominable snowman.
Later in the day, Poppy drops by with terrible news.
“Well, what’s up, sis?”
“Cressida, please.”
“What, Mom?”
“Cress, Timothy broke up with me. He left me for his ex-girlfriend. His college sweetheart!”
“Oh. That’s... bad.”
“Want me to hire someone to beat him up?!”
“No..?”
“CRESSIDA!”