#cor-armatum

[biggest-ultra-mags]

“I offer you my condolences, my counterpart. I know how humiliating it is to be caught in the middle of antics of this sort…”

Finally! Someone who understood his plight! Magnus was quick to make his way over to the other enforcer, relieved grin resting on his faceplates just before he spoke.

“I couldn’t have said it better myself. Wait, I guess you technically are myself, so maybe I could say it.”

Another small attempt at a joke, but Magnus this time around seemed to find it genuinely funny. It was nice having his counterpart around!

“This crew is filled with ruffians that can be so hard to control, don’t you think?”

[of-fire-and-light]

@cor-armatum started following @of-fire-and-light

Did someone sensible just turn up on the radar? Cyclonus lets out a quiet sigh and hits the watch-back button. He'd never imagined he'd be especially grateful to see any Ultra Magnus, let alone one from a significantly different timeline to their own, but after a day like today the idea of encountering someone who might just be looking for a quiet conversation is a comforting one.

[captainseamech]

"Leave my pedes alone would ya?"

[of-fire-and-light]

👋?

👋 Do you and the mun agree on something?

"She agrees with me on the important things!" Galvatron says, reaching over to pat the typist with a proprietary fingertip where she sits on the nearest console. "She's a loyal Decepticon ally, aren't you?!"

"Absolutely, my lord," Rath replies, looking up from her laptop and failing to flinch even slightly at the patting. "I mean, given the choice between being stuck on Earth doing nothing in particular, and being a useful pet minion to an alien mech-warlord? This definitely wins."

"She agrees that I should get more screentime," Scourge adds. "Without getting shot at during it, even. That's good enough for me."

"And she agrees with me that Galvatron should get more respect," Cyclonus concludes, with a loyal glance at his lord. "There's good reason we've kept her on our payroll this long."

"...c'mon, guys, since when are you paying me?"

[of-fire-and-light]

“...did anyone tell Ultra Magnus about the pet Hot Rod didn’t keep?” 

Galvatron’s morbidly curious about how that particular critter is working out for his alternate, honestly. A scraplet that doesn’t eat living metal might still eat things like, oh, walls.

[captainseamech]

        "Pfffft these jokes"

[captainseamech]

      "RODIMUS NO!"

[of-fire-and-light]

Galvatron is fuming. As if he would ever stand by and let someone else punish his lieutenant, least of all Megatron!

And definitely not when Cyclonus was entirely correct, hmph.