DISCLAIMER: this post was written in March of 2017, which was after season 2, but before Season 3 aired. I do not remember where all it was going. Everything under the cut is from then, and has not been edited, which also means it does not mention, reference, or try to stay in line with anything from Season 3 and onward. It was part of a larger set of headcanon posts, and you can see where the other six were supposed to be linked at bottom, but I cannot be assed to go hunting down my own stupid Votlron posts from over seven years ago, so... whatever.
Once bought something with a relatively high level of capsaicin and gave it to Hunk along with a bunch of other ingredients. Warned Hunk that it was extremely poisonous and only to be used in minuscule doses, explained which chemical it was that made it poisonous to most species, and how high the quantity in the vegetable was (less than a quarter of a milliliter, but still dangerous) and then screamed when Hunk dared Lance to eat one whole.
Coran, please stop screaming about how he’s going to die. He’s fine. He ate a Carolina Reaper that one time hE’S FINE.
Coran then watched in horror as EVERYONE tried the capsaicin-rich food, except Allura. Nobody handled it as well as Lance (who kept munching on them like candy), but Shiro came close. Pidge started crying. So did Keith
Has started carefully double-checking everything Hunk cooks just to make sure it’s not going to kill anyone, because Coran’s food may taste awful, but at least it’s safe. Hunk’s tastes great but Coran is entirely convinced it’s going to kill him by accident because Hunk doesn’t know what Alteans consider poisonous.
“You imbibe ethanol for fun?”
Shiro takes a long sip of his Irish coffee in shame.
“It’s a common thing back home.”
Does not realize that the humans would consider Altea a Death World. Altea is Space Australia and Coran doesn’t have a fucking clue.
If he ever got mind-controlled into attacking the paladins somehow, he’d be the fucking Terminator, and it would be terrifying.
oh also this exists. Ft duplicates of designs for the aliens + aliens in disguise except for Allura and Coran bc this is long and they look mostly the same either way
[ID: a lineup of major characters from Voltron: Legendary Defenders drawn in a style similar to Gravity Falls. From left to right: Pidge, Matt, Lance, Hunk, Coran, Shiro, two versions of Keith (one human-looking and one galra), Allura, three versions of Lotor (one as in canon, one with a helmet, and one disguised as a human), and two versions of Krolia (one human, one alien). End ID.]
closeups under the cut
[ID: closeup of Pidge, Matt, Lance, Hunk, and Coran. Pidge is the only one proportioned like a child rather than an adult or teen. She wearing her canon green sweater and glasses, but is wearing a black skirt and has her hair in a ponytail. Matt, who is about a head taller than Pidge, has his precanon hair, and is wearing a hoodie in the rebel’s colors, navy blue and orange. Lance is taller than Matt and wearing his outfit from canon plus headphones that resemble the Black Lion’s ears. Hunk is taller than Lance and is wearing more or less his canon outfit, though he has cargo shorts and his vest is denim. Coran is just a bit shorter than Hunk, looks human, and is wearing a blue suit with a teal bowtie. End ID.]
[ID: closeup of Shiro, the two versions of Keith, and Allura. Shiro is the tallest by almost a head. He has the scar across his nose and his right arm ends about halfway above his elbow, but his hair is completely black. He is wearing his canon casual clothes, as are both versions of Keith. The first version of Keith looks as he does in canon, with the scar on his right cheek. The second version is recolored to look galra, with purple skin and two-toned hair. Allura is about Keith’s height, though she is floating and so appears a bit taller. She is wearing her space suit from before she became a paladin. End ID.]
[ID: closeup of the three versions of Lotor and two versions of Krolia. Both are about the same height (and much taller than anyone else, even disguised as humans). The first is canon Lotor, with his skirted armor-spacesuit. The second is the same, but Lotor is helmeted. The third is Lotor disguised as a human, wearing a button down and a sweater vest with jeans. His hair is brown instead of white. Krolia’s human disguise has the same coloring as human Keith, and she is wearing boots, jeans, a t shirt, and a trench coat. Krolia undisguised is wearing a Blade of Marmora suit. End ID.]
After the DP team finally finds the legendary Paladins Voltron after a cooperative battle, they meet up with them but were surprised by one of the members. We all have those friends that jump to the most drastic and dramatic conclusions no matter how illogical they may be.
After watching The Sand People episode of DotU, I needed the kitty triplets of the palakitty au stacked up to be taller. I was going to just keep it VLD, but I didn’t think they’d be tall enough to surpass anyone still since I’d have them sit on the shoulders instead of standing for balance. So, it became a crossover so they can be taller than DotU Pidge.
I’mma be honest, I think DotU Pidge would love palakitty AU, finding the fact that there are triplets instead of twins or one kid. And technically two Pidges in the same AU, though one is Pidge, the other is Shorty.
Ah, it feels good being able to draw the triplets.
And they aren’t the only ones popping in.
Lance adoring a gaggle of Pidges and one Chip. And sure the Baltoans are peaceful. Well, while friendly and social, they are also fearsome and protective. Especially Pidge; she’s very protective of her brothers. Foes that are Sendak’s size don’t even deter her.