#corgina

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Amelia: I’ve captured you here because I crave the deadliest game.

Tulip: *nodding* Knife Monopoly.

Amelia: I was actually going to hunt you for sport, but now I’m really interested in whatever Knife Monopoly is.

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My Little Corgi pup

Po dlouhém rozmýšlení či si pořídím dalšího mazlíčka trvala skoro rok. Další rok jsem čekala u majitelky na štěně ale čekání se vyplatilo. Už ve starém pokoji tak i v novém jsem měla pro Cookieho místečko, kde si mohl spát, pod stolem klec s dalším pelíškem kdyby se chtěl schovat a neskutečně moc hraček pro něj abych ho utahala. Miluju tu twerkovací chlupatou zadnici, kterou bych nevyměnila za nic na světě.

Moje baby maličkaté!

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Tulip: Hey conductor, look at me.

Conductor: *turns around*

Tulip: bitch.

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The Cat: Truth or dare.

Tulip: Truth.

The Cat: What's your credit card number?

Tulip: Dare.

The Cat: Tell me your credit card number.

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One-One: What does “take out” mean?

Atticus: Food.

Tulip: A date!

The Cat: Murder.

The Cat: But it can be all three if you’re bold enough.

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Amelia: you can run, but you can’t hide!

Tulip, asthmatic and out of breath: that’s where you’re wrong, I can’t do either.

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The Cat: I'm Chaotic Lawful. Why? Because I have a strict moral code but nobody can figure out what it is.

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One-One: Abandon all hope ye who enter here.

Tulip: Stop standing in front of literally every door and saying that.