#cornypost

[harajuku-omega]

Fun fact: A flock of Omegas is called an Omegang

[aaronpcp]

A wonderful weekend was had with this very special crew of mine. We picked a pig, played some cornhole, explored a corn maze, played in a pen filled with corn (noticing a theme?) and faced a barrage of various confections from something called the Candy Cannon. Wouldn’t trade this life for anything. #fallfamilyfun #lovethisfamily❤️ #cornypost https://www.instagram.com/p/CVbuYDhLDB-sngFPc5NwhTukyECleaKYTqmOho0/?utm_medium=tumblr

[mkrplusfashion]

Happy Holidays! 🎄❤️ ✨ From pooka & me 👶🏽🤰🏽 To you & yours ! 😘🥰 . . . . #happyholidays #happytime #mommytobe #f21xme #cornypost 🤷🏽‍♀️😌 #goldenconfidence ✨ (at Brooklyn, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrxuDvplv4e/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=87ajl6f0cyxb

[marksebiz-blog]

Olive You But We Cantaloupe...🌽🍿 #raleys #sacramentocalifornia #sactown #sacto #sacramento #williamlandpark #signsofinstagram #billboards2018 #corny #cornyjokes #cornypost (at Raley's)

[poet-it]

I like the way my hands fit into yours 😊 #whilehesnapping #cornypost #holdmyhandforeverplease

[jadeivy]

It's too

Much candy. I can smash a bag of skittles and be done I take my time on a dinner plate I wanna linger I want you to stay When you smash a plate of soul food She puts you to sleep No cavities No up set stomach No sugar rush No headaches

[camerinejalene-blog]

This is my favorite photo of you @dab_mindead and Malakai, because this moment was the very first time you held our baby boy in your arms💙 I know I'm late with this post per usual, and I'm sorry about the Warriors game yesterday, but although our dubs lost, I know I'm the real winner here because I have you😉 You're such an amazing father that I can't even imagine what I would do if I didn't have you by my side. I may take you for granted sometimes, but I hope you know that I really do appreciate everything you do and continue to do for my family, your family, and now OUR family. You're everything that a girl could ever ask for and my "evil" half. I love you Gilberto Mark Pena Jr. even when you can be a Pena-the ass😈 I know Father's Day is the one day to appreciate you and all your hard work, but I'll do my best to show you not only for the day, but everyday💞 Okay enough with the mushy gushy stuff, I hungee, feed me 😆 Happy Fasha Day & Happy Father's Day to all you Daddies❤💘 #happyfathersday #daddies #zaddies #love #cornypost #GJ #babydaddy #showloveveryday

[andrewmanlapaz]

Man I’m actually head over heels obsessed and madly in love with Tara. I’ve never felt this kind of love and affection in my life, where they give you their all, and she’s not that kind of girl that wants materialistic shit where I just buy her shit just to make her happy. I mean, she’s actually the girl that genuinely loves me for who I am and the reason why I’m so head over heels for her is because she’s the first person to not walk away from me for who I truly am. You give me a reason to have a better outlook in my own life, and you actually keep my anxiety at an all time low when I’m with you. To all the fags that think I don’t know they tried to manipulate my girlfriend into thinking I’m just dragging her down and that I’m out of her league while we were dating; y'all can fuck off, cuz first of all; what makes you so different and unique from me, when all of you guys can’t even handle a broken heart, let alone maintain a psychologically stable relationship without betraying your partner? Not one of you even know what my true intentions in life are and my desire to genuinely grow with Tara because I love her for her and not her physical apperance or I just wanna straight up fuck her. I don’t base my relationships off sexual intimacy (which by the way if you just have sex countless times with your significant other just to stay attached to her, I can tell you damn well that you’re gonna crash and burn miserably and feel empty and rinse and repeat your cycle trying to fill an empty void that can never fully be replaced like the common and miserable fuckboy you are.) Yeah no in fact, I’m even modest with my physical apperance and I can clearly say damn well that you guys aren’t even that attractive compared to me, this isn’t me being conceited but I know my worth compared to you guys psychologically. So go ahead and be the piece of shit you are cuz she’s mine, and I don’t share what’s truly mine. My love for Tara is actually deep, like the sentance structure of this post is in shambles, like it went from soft to fuck this bitch I’ll cut your neck if you touch her. But honestly I don’t care, I’m fucking calling all of those guys out, but shouldn’t worry. Because Tara chose to talk to me first for a reason, and it’s kept us going for almost 9 months despite our hardships. She honestly gives me a purpose to actually strive and try for my future when everyone I cared about most and the positive vibes and feelings I got from them disappeared on me all in one year. We both came into each others lives, pulled each other together and become the best of who we are to this day and ongoing. I can’t wait for what the futurewill bring for both of us, we’ll go through hardships, but I know for sure we will overcome them, and it will make our relationship and love for each other stronger than ever. You’re actually the first person I genuinely love and care about as my true equal, and you’re so worth making this cheesy and long post for. You’ve made my life so much better when we first talked and went out for sushi the first day, and I love everything about you. Who you are, what made you become who you are now, and that you truly understand me for well.. Me. We’ll grow together and overcome each others insecurities by conforming with one another, and honestly as much as I said ‘i love you’ in this post, I truly love you. Actions speak louder than words but know that I truly care for you because you’re truly my better half. I love you. I really do. I can’t wait to grow with you.