#cornyjokes

[dailylaughmania]

WARNING: The Pun Is So Bad, It's Good! 😂🧂

Ever heard a joke that's so terrible, you can't help but laugh? 🤣 Well, don't throw sodium chloride at people... because that's a-salt! 🧂😉 If you appreciate a good (or gloriously bad) pun, you'll love what's next. Get ready to cringe and chuckle with more hilarious content here: 👉 [https://t.co/Ttddedmvoc] 👈 Trust me, you'll be a-salt-ed with laughter! 😉

[heckin-good-memes]

[redherringburlesque]

Redheads of the corn 🌽 Did you ever watch the Children of the Corn movies? Do they hold up? 🤔 —- #childrenofthecorn #cornyjokes #cornmaze #pinglesfarm #fallaesthetic (at Pingle's Farm Market) https://www.instagram.com/p/CU3Ms_Trda5/?utm_medium=tumblr

[loctress]

If you’re locin and you know it, swing your locs!!!

[goldenfempire]

give me your corniest pickup lines and I’ll love you forever. 💋

[finn-o-corvex]

It is not Beatrice. It is Be-a-BITCH.

Albert? No, Al-BITCH!

Tobias? More like Tobia-BITCH! Oh, sorry, where you referring to TobiASSHOLE?

Aren't these just hystERICal? They better be, cause I'm not PETERing out any time soon!

(Just as a little side note, I think I may have unintentionally killed @its-rockin-pete, but just a little bit. The damage probably just needs some glue and maybe a little welding back together, but it's fine...)

(And I have a status update! This just in, @its-rockin-pete is reported to be 'fucking deceased'. We will continue to update this live as it happens folks, and bring you the latest news coverage!'

[itsduhlux]

[rcxge]

some-gulp-susyal! (Samgyupsal any day, any time)