Dear Diary,
The craziest thing happened today! The Pope is here to crown me in my wonderfulness (well sorta crown me), and so we had dinner! We then decided it would be a good thing to sit down at the dinner table and write in our diaries for an hour! But then! But then! The Virgin Mary came down and offered me a glass of wine!
My life is awesome!
Until tomorrow,
Napoleon
A typical Napoleon diary entry.














