Elvis + You + Memphis Mafia = Chaos 2
Hello everyone, I hope you had a great day, here are some other thoughts that come to mind. I hope you enjoy them. 🥰❤️
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Jerry: And how is married life going?
(Y/N): Okay, I guess, yesterday some of the guys went out drinking, and you know Elvis isn't a big drinker, but last night he drank quite a bit.
Jerry: Oh no, what did he do?
(Y/N): Well, I try to set our marriage certificate on fire saying "GOOD LUCK TRYING TO RETURN ME WITHOUT A RECEIPT!"
Jerry: Why am I not surprised?
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Jerry: One night in Las Vegas, I was really drunk, and I married my best friend.
Elvis: (Y/N) and Charlotte are still upset, but it seems like a good idea at the time.
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Elvis: Don't look too much, lest you fall in love. —Smile flirtatiously—
(Y/N): —smiles— I don't think it's a problem.
(Y/N): —Kick the Graceland door— THERE'S A FUCKING PROBLEM!
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Elvis: Baby, I feel like we're growing apart.
(Y/N): I'm literally on the other side of this couch. Come here.
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(Y/N): I guess I have a slight tendency to criticize a little.
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Elvis: Alright, you're all exaggerating. (Y/N) is not in love with me.
Memphis Mafia: Yes, she is.
