Shit my friends have said as Harry Potter dialogue #10
*muggle au with corona*
Pansy: why are you back at school?
Draco: wi-fi stopped working so mother forced me to come back.
Harry: that’s it? You didn’t miss us?
Draco: no no I did.
Draco: but the wi-fi stopped working and I’m not not saying that’s the main reason.
Harry:
Draco: I mean they want me to wear a mask.
Draco: a mask over this.
Pansy:
Draco: it should be illegal.
Harry: okay that’s a warm enough of a welcome I’m leaving.





















