#corporalhelmetpig

[descendantofthefounder-blog]

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"Well, the way I met you was already pretty weird. But, um… One time I had this dream where you were baking cookies to me, and they ended up singing a song about lollipops and how much they liked to draw."

[chestervsci-blog]

Little-candy-heiress andCorporalhelmetpig wish to become a Thinquanaut.

"Greetings, and Namastae…wait. How did you get in here, children?"

[descendantofthefounder-blog]

corporalhelmetpig replied to your post: jailbate

((I like how all the prompt things string together into a sequence of events.))

((Thanks! I just thought that doing it like this would be cool and fun :D))

[descendantofthefounder-blog]

jailbate

"… And you just had to make that beautiful statement, rght? ‘Oh, Vanellope, I think you forgot to brush your teeth’. What is wrong with you? No, you know what? Don’t talk to me.” she laid down on one of the beds and turned around.

[descendantofthefounder-blog]

Gotcha!

((If I’m not mistaking that’s the kidnapping drabble, right? Or was it a prompt? Well, it’ a drabble now. ._.))

Pacifica had been walking the streets of the strange Candy Kingdom she was stuck in. She had gotten out of the house of the green haired person’s house as soon as she woke up, just to realize where she was.

Which was basically nowehere she could remotely remember.

”!” she gasped as her entire body was thrown out of the path she was walking by a stranger, interrupting her train of thought. “What the— You?” it was the green haired guy from before.

"Hey! I’ve been looking for you all over! Why did you run away?" asked the stranger. He used a helmet, a green shirt and an overall.

"What? Who are you? Where am I? What is going on?" she backed away from him a little, while still being on the ground.

"Ah, right. You collapsed right after you arrived. Ok, then. I’m Corporal Helmet Pig, but you can call me Helmet. And, oh, right, right. We should go. Here, I’ll take you to the castle.’ he extended his hand to the girl, which just stared at it and back at his face. "I guess I should explain what’s going on, right?" he cleared his throat "You were going to play Sugar Rush, but the game is malfunctioning and you were sucked into it, just like many other players. Now I’m gonna take you to the castle and talk to the president so you can go home."

The blonde had her mouth open as if about to say something, completely confused. She shook her head. “Well, considering that I just ate a tree branch for breakfast I guess this is almost normal.” she shrugged and took his hand, getting up.

"Ok, great. Let’s go!" he said, pulling her towards the castle that could be seen in the far off horizon.

[creepie-treattricker]

Apology

((To Taffy-mun, Taffybug, Molly, Gob and Helmet Pig. I am really sorry for everything that happened alright ? I treated all of you like assholes and i just feel bad now for that, i just want to apologize for treating you like assholes. Do you accept my apologies ?))

[nr0r]

wow. too lazy to switch to personal nyagh

You are my:[x] Acquaintance [] Friend[] Stranger[] Boyfriend/Girlfriend[] Love Interest[] Best Friend[] Enemy[] Nemesis[] Other

I think you’re:[] Ugly[] Ok[x] Pretty[] Beautiful[] Gorgeous[] Sexy[] Hot

We should:[] Fight[] Fuck[] Kiss[] Make love [x] Text[x] Watch films

I:[x] Like You[] Hate You[] Love You[x] Think you’re … Really sweet uvu

I secretly:[] Hate You[] Love You[] Like You[] Dislike You[] Think You’re …

Should you reblog this?[] Yes[] No

If ya wanna

[descendantofthefounder-blog]

Morning, Sleeping Beauty

Pacifica yawned, opening her eyes. Wait. That wasn’t her room. No, in fact everything was… Pixelated? What? She looked around, seeing another person besides her in bed? She covered her mouth in order not to scream. If she was lucky nothing had happened -after all, she did still have her clothes on.

She simply got up, grabbed her things and left. Everything else she could sort out once she got out of this house.