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@chestervsci-blog
Women: I'm pregnant what should I do?
Pro life: keep the baby!
Women: okay! Can I have prenatal vitamins?
Pro life: what?
Women: can I have financial help for doctor appointments?
Pro life: ummm.....
Women: can I at least get paid maternity leave?
Pro life: ummm... Excuse me?
Women: the baby is here can I get financial help?
Pro life: I'm sorry do we know you?
I know this is shameless advertising…again, but I say to seriously check out Feature Points.
It’s an app for smartphones and tablets that allows you to get points for downloading and screwing around with apps for a minute.
In turn, you can use said points to get cash. Like, legitimate cash.
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(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ ♥ ~ Send this to all tumblrs you ♥LOVE♥. There is no limit to how many people you can send this because the price of making someone smile is priceless. I am sending this to you because I love your tumblr and I want you to know that I’ll follow you forever. Your tumblr is perfect and absolutely beautiful. Keep doing your best here, keep smiling, keep being the beautiful and amazing person you are, and have a fantastic day! ~ ♥ (◕‿◕✿)
((Why...thanks. I'm flattered.))
Hologram! What do you think you're doing?
"Hologram...Excuse me? I am NOT, a hologram. Common mistake. Clone, to be exact."
dduuude how do you get your legs to do that like did you have your bones removed or something
"For the record, "duuuude", I do not have any physical alteration of the sort. The miracle of FoodBar technology and calisthenics, my friend."
so did we cover everything in the rp or do you have another plot point bc it seems like we got it done but idk
((We hit the beats needed. :3))
toocooltobehipster:
I bet you watched this video thinking it was a normal home-video, right? WRONG. 8 in 10 people who watch this video will not notice the girl in the blue shirt. The reason for this is because she is a ghost. She died in 2004, and she was murdered by her sister. If you don’t reblog this video within the next 30 minutes, at 2:37 AM, she will be looming over your bed, ready to kill you. THIS IS NOT A JOKE. SHE WILL KILL YOU. Reblog, and you will be guaranteed safety. Please, reblog this too, so no one else will be killed. Melissa Cruez saw this on her dash, but did not reblog. Her mother found her, stabbed 24 times in her bedroom the next morning. Want to be the next Melissa? THEN DON’T REBLOG THIS! SCROLL PAST IT JUST LIKE SHE DID! YOU’LL BE DEAD, TOO!
Please, reblog this, and stay safe. Do not RISK it. You will DIE!!!!!
Reblogging just to be safe, guys. Don’t wanna take any chances.
BLUH THIS IS THE FUCKING CURSED VIDEO I TOLD YOU ABOUT AUSTRIA FUCK
You doofuses there’s no one in this video.
I watched it twice.
((FUCK SHE ACTUALLY DISAPPEARED WHEN MY MOUSE HOVERED OVER IT))
((Reblogging just to be safe.))
((IMMA GET FROSTED BUTTS FOR Y’ALL WAIT A SEC))
she disappears when you hover over it bc this is tumblr player and it switched to a different frame.
i saw her in the video. she’s dancing.
god you people are gullible. this is a load of crap.
this is less scary than a pile of puppies.
He leans in.
"Isn’t it a smidgen peculiar how one moment I was eaten alive by a massive cheeseburger, and the next I’m good as new?"
"You said yourself you were a clone. The original is still dead,…
His attitude perks up, somewhat.
"Bingo, Barbera. Although, they did make another Chester for public appearances and the like. I assume you ran into the fool?"
She shrugs.
"I did meet him already. He acts more… Childish than you do, Sir."
"Understandable. I did overhear that the piece of DNA they used for him was from myself…so by laws of cloning, it’d be less closer to myself, and myself to Chester."
"I don’t remember the original being as calm as you.
He was kind of annoying, really.”
He casually cracks his neck.
"Oh well. Not every strand is as similar to another."
He gets up to get a drink.
"Before I get to my main point here, want a drink? For old times’ sake, at least?"
She hesitates, then shakes her head.
"No, thank you."
He takes his drink to his desk, putting his hands upon his face.
"Alright. The reason I called you up here."
He leans in, his tone now serious.
"I wanted to say, sorry."
Her eyes widen in surprise.
"You don’t have to apologize for anything. The re-… Original Chester needs to apologize, not you. And, well… That’s not going to happen."
He looks as if he wasn’t expecting this reaction.
"Well…I’m the closest thing possible to that man. So, I feel obligated to at least apologize for how poorly "I" treated you. So, I’m sorry."
A small, bittersweet grin grows to his face.
"And I realize no matter what action I take, I’ll never be able to take back what he did. However, I must realize you’re your own person, and can’t help but feel proud that you wrote your own destiny, and left "me."
She returns the grin.
"Thank you, Sir. I know that a lot of people think an original is better than a sequel, but in your case, it’s the other way around."
He gives a warm smile.
"Thanks…"
He returns to a more natural stance.
"However, even though I see you as "close", that does not mean I’m not running a business here. I will work towards beating Sparkswood, no matter what…"
He sips from his drink.
"Yet, I will try to play fair…most of the time."
She still keeps her smile.
"I wouldn’t have expected any different from you."
He sips from his drink.
"Who wouldn't?"
He leans in.
"Isn’t it a smidgen peculiar how one moment I was eaten alive by a massive cheeseburger, and the next I’m good as new?"
"You said yourself you were a clone. The original is still dead,…
His attitude perks up, somewhat.
"Bingo, Barbera. Although, they did make another Chester for public appearances and the like. I assume you ran into the fool?"
She shrugs.
"I did meet him already. He acts more… Childish than you do, Sir."
"Understandable. I did overhear that the piece of DNA they used for him was from myself…so by laws of cloning, it’d be less closer to myself, and myself to Chester."
"I don’t remember the original being as calm as you.
He was kind of annoying, really.”
He casually cracks his neck.
"Oh well. Not every strand is as similar to another."
He gets up to get a drink.
"Before I get to my main point here, want a drink? For old times’ sake, at least?"
She hesitates, then shakes her head.
"No, thank you."
He takes his drink to his desk, putting his hands upon his face.
"Alright. The reason I called you up here."
He leans in, his tone now serious.
"I wanted to say, sorry."
Her eyes widen in surprise.
"You don’t have to apologize for anything. The re-… Original Chester needs to apologize, not you. And, well… That’s not going to happen."
He looks as if he wasn’t expecting this reaction.
"Well…I’m the closest thing possible to that man. So, I feel obligated to at least apologize for how poorly "I" treated you. So, I’m sorry."
A small, bittersweet grin grows to his face.
"And I realize no matter what action I take, I’ll never be able to take back what he did. However, I must realize you’re your own person, and can’t help but feel proud that you wrote your own destiny, and left "me."
She returns the grin.
"Thank you, Sir. I know that a lot of people think an original is better than a sequel, but in your case, it’s the other way around."
He gives a warm smile.
"Thanks..."
He returns to a more natural stance.
"However, even though I see you as "close", that does not mean I'm not running a business here. I will work towards beating Sparkswood, no matter what..."
He sips from his drink.
"Yet, I will try to play fair...most of the time."
He leans in.
"Isn’t it a smidgen peculiar how one moment I was eaten alive by a massive cheeseburger, and the next I’m good as new?"
"You said yourself you were a clone. The original is still dead,…
His attitude perks up, somewhat.
"Bingo, Barbera. Although, they did make another Chester for public appearances and the like. I assume you ran into the fool?"
She shrugs.
"I did meet him already. He acts more… Childish than you do, Sir."
"Understandable. I did overhear that the piece of DNA they used for him was from myself…so by laws of cloning, it’d be less closer to myself, and myself to Chester."
"I don’t remember the original being as calm as you.
He was kind of annoying, really.”
He casually cracks his neck.
"Oh well. Not every strand is as similar to another."
He gets up to get a drink.
"Before I get to my main point here, want a drink? For old times’ sake, at least?"
She hesitates, then shakes her head.
"No, thank you."
He takes his drink to his desk, putting his hands upon his face.
"Alright. The reason I called you up here."
He leans in, his tone now serious.
"I wanted to say, sorry."
Her eyes widen in surprise.
"You don’t have to apologize for anything. The re-… Original Chester needs to apologize, not you. And, well… That’s not going to happen."
He looks as if he wasn't expecting this reaction.
"Well...I'm the closest thing possible to that man. So, I feel obligated to at least apologize for how poorly "I" treated you. So, I'm sorry."
A small, bittersweet grin grows to his face.
"And I realize no matter what action I take, I'll never be able to take back what he did. However, I must realize you're your own person, and can't help but feel proud that you wrote your own destiny, and left "me."
IS THAT WHY YOUR VOICE SOUNDS SO DIFFERENT ON THE PHONE
MY VOICE IS HIGHER THAN THIS
OH MY GOD
NO WONDER WHY I AM A SERRANO IN CHOIR
A serrano is a small green pepper. The word you are looking for is soprano.
goodbye friends I’m so done
He leans in.
"Isn’t it a smidgen peculiar how one moment I was eaten alive by a massive cheeseburger, and the next I’m good as new?"
"You said yourself you were a clone. The original is still dead,…
His attitude perks up, somewhat.
"Bingo, Barbera. Although, they did make another Chester for public appearances and the like. I assume you ran into the fool?"
She shrugs.
"I did meet him already. He acts more… Childish than you do, Sir."
"Understandable. I did overhear that the piece of DNA they used for him was from myself…so by laws of cloning, it’d be less closer to myself, and myself to Chester."
"I don’t remember the original being as calm as you.
He was kind of annoying, really.”
He casually cracks his neck.
"Oh well. Not every strand is as similar to another."
He gets up to get a drink.
"Before I get to my main point here, want a drink? For old times’ sake, at least?"
She hesitates, then shakes her head.
"No, thank you."
He takes his drink to his desk, putting his hands upon his face.
"Alright. The reason I called you up here."
He leans in, his tone now serious.
"I wanted to say, sorry."
What do you look like naked?
HOLD UP. DO YOU SEE THESE FUCKERS? THESE COOKIES ARE THE BEST MOTHERFUCKERS IN THE WHOLE BLOODY WORLD. NOT ONLY ARE THEY EASY AS SHIT TO BAKE, BUT THEY’RE FUCKING DELICIOUS BOTH BAKED AND UN-BAKED. THAT’S RIGHT. DON’T HAVE AN OVEN? NO FUCKING PROBLEM FOR THESE BAD-ASSES. YOU CAN JUST BUY A TUBE, POP IT OPEN, AND BOOM, LATE NIGHT SNACK. WHEN THEY ARE COOKED, THEY’RE SOFTER THAN YOUR GRANDMA’S CHEEK AND EVEN WHEN THEY GET HARDER THEY’RE CRUNCHY LIKE A FUCKING PRINGLE AND MELT IN YOUR MOUTH. THEY DON’T GIVE A FUCK, THEY’RE JUST FUCKING DELICIOUS.
most accurate description ever
yeah these are my favourites!! but um you should probably know if you eat them raw you can get salmonella poisoning
learn how to live on the edge u weak ass nerd
reblogging for that last comment
He leans in.
"Isn’t it a smidgen peculiar how one moment I was eaten alive by a massive cheeseburger, and the next I’m good as new?"
"You said yourself you were a clone. The original is still dead,…
His attitude perks up, somewhat.
"Bingo, Barbera. Although, they did make another Chester for public appearances and the like. I assume you ran into the fool?"
She shrugs.
"I did meet him already. He acts more… Childish than you do, Sir."
"Understandable. I did overhear that the piece of DNA they used for him was from myself…so by laws of cloning, it’d be less closer to myself, and myself to Chester."
"I don’t remember the original being as calm as you.
He was kind of annoying, really.”
He casually cracks his neck.
"Oh well. Not every strand is as similar to another."
He gets up to get a drink.
"Before I get to my main point here, want a drink? For old times' sake, at least?"
He leans in.
"Isn’t it a smidgen peculiar how one moment I was eaten alive by a massive cheeseburger, and the next I’m good as new?"
"You said yourself you were a clone. The original is still dead,…
His attitude perks up, somewhat.
"Bingo, Barbera. Although, they did make another Chester for public appearances and the like. I assume you ran into the fool?"
She shrugs.
"I did meet him already. He acts more… Childish than you do, Sir."
"Understandable. I did overhear that the piece of DNA they used for him was from myself...so by laws of cloning, it'd be less closer to myself, and myself to Chester."
