#corrupt corporate

[undeadfvckgirl-base]

So I made Solver x J text posts

I do not regret a thing

Also I'm officially calling them Corrupt Corporate I love my nuclear warfare yuri

@mcchill-16

[maleficsin]

Quit my job the other day....I'll miss my coworkers but I will not miss working for a douchebag owner anymore! Here's to not being as stressed out and having less work related anxiety c:

[undeadfvckgirl-base]

Hey guys I did it again

BillFord jumpscare!!! They are basically the same couple in my mind

I added the original of the darker text post because it's hard to see sorry about that

@mcchill-16 come get your food (silly)

[undeadfvckgirl-base]

The urge to make a vent fic about J and the Solver is so strong *opening my laptop*

Listening to the AM hate monolog and it made me think of J but in that "You've hurt me for so long" kinda way I need I cook to show my vision

[undeadfvckgirl-base]

Hey guys I made that vent fic!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Really proud of this actually I hope you guys like it (Read tags and warnings)

[undeadfvckgirl-base]

Hi is it okay if i send you solver x j headcanons..

What if tessa had a really repressed crush on J, so when the solver ate her, asimilating her, it gained that too, of course it would take a lot longer for an eldritch horror to understand what a crush is than a weird human girl ;)

Oh my god I love that actually! And yes it's always okay to send me asks I love hearing headcanons tbh!

This is honestly quite cute the crush just transfered over LMAO The Solver seems like a "I'm bullying you because I love you" kinda person if it had a crush tbh

[undeadfvckgirl-base]

imagine the solver wins in ep 8, and consumes uzi and the rest of the planet, erasing only N and V's memories but leaving J's

how about it tries to participate a little more in the next planet, as a disassembly drone, only to be a little surpriced J is still trying to be squad leader.

i think it would let her out of curiosity

(same anon)

I like to think J would take role of squad leader out of pure habit and it would be curious and let her since she's been doing it for many years so she would know how to handle things but she'd force of habit try to boss The Solver around only to immediately get a dirty look and it would shut her up immediately. The Solver would be like when your supervisor comes down to work for a day and check up on things and you out of habit talk to them like a normal employee and forget what's YOUR boss.

I like to think J is stressed normally on planet destroying missions but if she had to squad lead AND have her boss breathing down her neck taking notes on her she'd probably have a nervous breakdown.

I personally love to think of the Solver as a cult and J as a "True Beliver" and she is basically tasked with keeping N and V from becoming too independent however she knows that it's kinda a load of bullshit and cares so it just comes out as anger a lot thinking they will listen if she just tells them what the Solver told her like that they will die if they don't do these things she asks and unintentionally falls deeper into its plots and if it accompanied them the Solver would absolutely see this first hand and absolutely would encourage the behavior by telling her she's doing a good service

Sorry I've been wanting to talk about Solver Cult headcanon SO much

[undeadfvckgirl-base]

same anon as before, would J ever give something back? :)

Absolutely! Her gifts are often gruesome since she's not always sure what the Solver wants and plays hard to get. She'd bring it corpses and limbs and it would like it sometimes but other times would be dismissive of it just to confuse J for fun or if she wanted J to try harder. The best gift she ever gave The Solver would be the core of another drone that attempted to fight back against it like a host trying to gain control like Uzi. J would probably not know much about gifts or affection giving and I like to think her love language is more of doing things or spending money on things for her lovers like taking them out for dinner or getting them something they wanted even if it's small or just something in passing so more of a subgenre of gift giving but more of the act of giving them what they want or a loyalty based love language like a right hand man or personal knight

J would be so head over heels when in love I like to think but maybe that's my J has BPD headcanon lmao