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Sausage x Xornoth x Joey wip :3 I love the ‘hermanas de leche’ animation trend (click for better quality since tumblr ruined it )
Headcannons time :3
I am the yappatron 2000
I know this one is kinda a regular head cannon for xornoth but with some extra stuff
Xornoth doesn’t/can’t wear gold bc of Rivendell culture, not only after they got tossed out but also bc I like to think of Rivendell beauty standards being very high maintenance. And Xornoth like just doesn’t fit the bill for the Rivendell royal family. (Not saying that they are necessarily ugly, but in Rivendell standards he’s a little bit uggo,it varies place to place)
Also, after he corrupts people like Joey and sausage. I like to think that out of some compulsive reason they should wear silver and stuff like that. Like it kinda pushes some of xornoth emotions against the empires,to Joey and sausage.
(That’s why my corrupt Joey is almost entirely wearing silver instead of the regular gold)
(Also sausages crown and details as well is silver. )
I like to think about how xornoth pictures it as well, with it basically being on how one of xornoth main motivation (in my opinion/perspective at least lol) is that they don’t want to feel inferior to other people/empires. And so even there allies like Joey And sausage are no exception either.
(Some fun ones btw:)
Xornoth knows that Joey really prefers gold jewelry, and they find it like insanely difficult to actively gift him gold jewelry, so Joey not only a has mountains of gold jewelry now he also had like a mini mountain of silver jewelry too.
Sausage when he joined with xornoth expected it to be tough and for him to be cruel. And big battle sheets and decisions to be made. But in when he actually joined, every like day or two xornoth instead of actually trying to fight the other empires would just ask what piece of jewelry Joey would like better. Which surprisingly enough feels like a little girl sleepover.
(Added bonus,sausage gets to keep all of the extra jewels and jewelry Xornoth doesn’t give Joey lol)
shrub and joey gettin corrupted and if we’re all right on assumin sausage is still connected to xornoth (or even Exor? i might write sommat bout why) then:
Joey, Shrub, Xornoth and Sausage but it’s that “let us adore you” song where its corrupted Joey, Shrub and Xornoth tryna get Sausage on their side again
xornoth this xornoth that. Sausage being a vessel FOR Exor.
When Joey got the crown, his voice never changed like Sausage’s did and yet he was with Xornoth for the same reason: power. (he just gained a lil crush on the demon)
By vessel, i mean, when Sausage was corrupted corrupted, mans voice changed like Xornoth’s and it just felt a lot more threatening blah blah - wot if that isn’t specifically xornoth, but exor. A body for exor to possess and do shit?
wait no that’s stupid lmaoo i’m so dumb i just realised why that wouldn’t work but headcanons ARE a thing
esmp s1 jornothausage and an esmp s2 jornothausage au dynamics :3
They're my favorite non official trio
Notes
. By Cure Unlovely I don't mean the Cure Unlovely when it was Phantom I mean say in episode 44 Cure Lovely actually got brainwashed that's the Cure Unlovely I'm talking about
. I'm going to call this trio the "corrupted trio"
Kinda late but someone suggested I draw Valentines day cards for the corrupted trio. I’ve only done G-Em for now but I may do the others...
Here she is!