Sausage

Sup i'm Sausage

[callmesausage]

my exams are in 2 weeks. 

i have decided to start the google doc now, as s2 seems rather.. close?

[proudlyunicorn]

I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr

[proudlyunicorn]

11 FUCKING THOUSAND NOTES ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHERE ARE YOU ALL COME DATE ME

[gleerant]

ok

[gleerant]

update: we are dating

[gleerant]

update: we are married

[proudlyunicorn]

update: we knocked up

[strugglingqueer]

This is the cutest story on the entirety of Tumblr, I swear to god!!!!!

[gleerant]

Update: had a baby together

[gleerant]

Update: he’s 1 year old today

[lesbidreaming]

Well this is adorable!

[wakandama2]

This is the top quality I want on my dash. No other post besides this and Mash Potato the dog matters on this site.

[gardenergulfie]

If i had a nickel for every time a skeletal guy on the evil team died and became a gravity person i’d have two nickels, which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened twice

[lonelyflwrs-deactivated20230708]

Reblog if you think that men can wear dresses, trying to prove a point to my dad

[moss-wizard]

What a year this week has been.

[we-dont-matteratall]

It’s Monday.

[jacuwi]

It sure as hell is.

[actualaster]

The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets

[thepiscesactor-deactivated20121]

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

[minotaursauce]

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

[xaldien]

“You’d be surprised”, said Xaldien, who just lost four followers and received a lovely “men can’t be raped” anon shortly after reblogging this the first time.

[minotaursauce]

Yowch, disgusting.

[samuraiko]

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

[glory-of-hera-blog]

Always reblog this

[nygmobblepot-der-pool-deactivat]

If you Dont reblog this if u see it then i cant call u my friend

[witchofthefuture]

IF ANYONE TELLS ME THAT MEN CAN’T BE VICTIMS OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AND RAPE, I AM SICKENED BY THEIR MERE PRESENCE ON MY BLOG.

If you disagree with me, unfollow my blog, block me and never look at my blog again.

If you want to debate about this or send anon’s about this, I will reply but your actions have consequences.

[witchofthefuture]

Out of 19000+ followers I have, only one of you actually reblogged about this issue, yet a lot of you have reblogged and liked a picture by playboy about catcalling and that how men should never do it.

Additionally, I have received abuse in my ask box (which I will be answering when I can) and threats. In particular death threats and rape threats.

I can see the real problem here already. Male domestic violence and rape is just invisible in our society because we don’t want to talk about this because it just damages the status quo of this fucking website.

[tarothy-deactivated20230301]

I’m a male victim of child sexual abuse. We matter. Please, reblog this.

[happerbunny-deactivated20211002]

Please never forget male victims are real and it can happen to everyone/anyone

[smolkingofhell]

I’m a boy , and when i was younger I was sexually assaulted every damn day for three years by my younger step SISTER, So don’t go saying that ‘boys can’t be raped’ bull shit

[yviinfinite-deactivated20181014]

This is so important. That kinda shit can happen to everybody

[biyorozu]

Anybody can be raped, and anybody can be a rapist

[ssolarcalendarr]

FUCK YOUS WHO DIDN’T REBLOG! I’m sorry for screaming. 

But r*pe is a serious topic. Like, anyone can be raped. Literally ANYONE. 

MALES, FEMALES, TRANS-PEOPLE, ANYONE. 

CHILDREN, TEENS, ADULTS, ANYONE. 

God what do people not understand???

Sorry. 

Have a nice day. 

Mod Akane. 

[stardancerluv]

Umm *reblogs without hesitation

[highladyamber10]

It doesn’t matter what gender the victim is, they are still a victim and they deserve the support and care of the people around them. Just because some people are ignorant, that doesn’t give them the right to demean countless of other people who have actually gone through terrible things that are just like this.

[callmesausage]

Rebog this shit 

[callmesausage]

callum, it’s the 5th episode and you’re on your 6th life... please for the love of god 

[fillia]

me and @callmesausage wrote a Jausage fic together and this is Jimmy in one of the scenes so...

https://archiveofourown.org/works/38255899

blasting 'This Day Aria' rn, mlp songs are bops and this is one of the best ones

[callmesausage]

"i didn't mean for it to end this way... i guess our evil days are numbered. Think it might've been just in time, too... 'cuz i feel an evil presence out there... more evil than anything i've _Ever_ felt. I think we might be needing a superhero to save the server."

mans went from angel to anti-hero/villain to a fuckin hero?

[bothwolvesandgirls]

every celeb thats calling out will is getting exposed there are some nasty “dis you?” tweets im watching hollywood fall like dominoes this is incredible

[angeljpg]

so woody allen (married his daughter) and roman polanski (convicted predator) can win several oscars without repercussions… but will smith can’t slap a man without his award being reconsidered and everyone ganging up on him?

[callmesausage]

KATHRINE’S A FAIRY 

THE PIXIE DUST

AAAA THIS IS SO ADORABLE

Does her wings look like the wings from empires btw?or is that just me 

[callmesausage]

"it's almost like i still feel like i have those wings on me"

sausage..?

[callmesausage]

i like how we talk about scosage bein the shipname for scott n sausage but the real og shippers will remember sausmajor

was that more of a discord n ao3 thing?

[callmesausage]

https://slapchris.com/

[callmesausage]

one of my friends asked me to explain the whole empiressmp lore to them, so i did, then this other friend asked how long it’d take to watch the whole of empires smp, i told them it’d depend on who you’d watch but answered nontheless, then they asked me to make a google doc of the lore…

it is 1am, i have school, but i will now be watchin every empiresSMP member’s povs to make a google doc of the lore.  I will be doin it alphabetic order…

my gcses are in 8 weeks and this is what i do with my life

[callmesausage]

“#oh you better show us this once you’re done#but seriously focus on your gcses”

you’re right but i much prefer to do this.

[callmesausage]

Assassin husbands still loves on