#could be amusing

[thetumblingtiger]

One time I was asleep and my dream made up a Kaitou Joker shitpost where Joker had been shoddily photoshopped onto a Lurantis and that was it.

[phoenixsavant]

[malevolentqueen-archive]

;- *posts photo. loses followers.* i love you too guys.

all of that aside, anyone wanna do a thing? i'm not touching my para threads until tomorrow when i've stopped being social again. people freak me out man. blegh.

[journalofvoices]

How about your muse asks the mun about my muses?

[q-loves-you]

Fashion Tips by Q - New Year's Eve and Some Laundry Has Actually Been Done

You're getting dressed for the day and it starts with skinny jeans, because you like them and they're clean. Then you decide to wear your flannel shirt because it's lovely and soft and warm. Then you realise that you're going the hipster route today and you decide to add converse and a hat, but you can't find your hat. But then you go to put on socks and it's left sock - light blue with happy snowmen, right sock - classy argyle. And you just get to feel awesome all day. And then you add the batman half of batman and robin friendship necklaces and bam. You win at life. Because you are Dick Grayson now. Then you start adding lollipop earrings and realise that actually, you have completely lost control of the world and everything in it. Really though, you can't go wrong with this outfit, especially on New Year's Eve.

For going outside, add a hand-knit scarf made by a friend, exchange the converse for snow boots, and add finger-less gloves, an over-sized black coat, and a fuzzy violet hat. Whenever your day is going wrong, just remember that adorable flannel pyjamas await with more happy snowmen, and you are wearing lollipops in your ears.

This has been: Fashion Tips by Q.

[kaito-ace]

"Venus Make My Wish Come True" by Frankie Avalon

Lyrics with Daniel's commentary strike through. Obviously drunk.

Hey, Venus, oh, Venus

Venus, if you will Please send a little girl for me to thrill This guy sounds like a fucking pedophile A girl who wants my kisses and my arms The fuck kinda a song is this A girl with all the charms of you This guy is sick.

Venus, make her fair Sounds like your daughter A lovely girl with sunlight in her hair And take the brightest stars up in the skies And place them in her eyes for me Can you actually do something like that?

Venus, goddess of love that you are No love you spare for me Surely the things I ask Why do I bother? Can't be too great a task Considering I won't get them from you

Venus, if you do I promise that I always will be true Scout's honor I'll give her all the love I have to give Oh, he isn't talking about a kid. He wants a partner or lover or whatever. As long as we both shall live I think.  That's what I'm going to assume.

Venus, goddess of love that you are Your princess is what's keeping us apart Surely the things I ask But I want you to be happy Can't be too great a task Without feeling guilty about me

Venus, if you do Make her just like you, flawless I promise that I always will be true Impossible, you're just too damn gorgeous I'll give her all the love I have to give Again with this same goddamn chorus As long as we both shall live Damn, it's seems I've added my own lyrics

Hey, Venus, oh, Venus Promise me you'll be happy no matter the crap this may bring. Make my wish come true I will always love you.  It's something you can hold true...

[idealisticrealism]

Sometimes I think about taking a photo of myself imitating the picture I use for my icon, then replacing it and just waiting to see if anyone notices.

[asksylar]

Hey Sherlock.

Care to explain to me why there is a severed hand in the fridge?