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happy valentines my loves
Apartment plots 2.0
Apartment plots 1.0
I just moved in next door and…
I just moved in next door and it turns out my neighbor is my old high school boyfriend who got me pregnant and yikes I forgot to tell him about that..
Similarly; I just moved in next door and it turns out my neighbor is my old high school sweetheart, and she has a baby with her…that couldn’t be mine, right?
I just moved in next door and I know it’s 4 in the morning but you’re my neighbor and I really need help moving my boxes in.
I just moved in next door, and the real estate agent told me this was a really quiet apartment complex but you’re so loud, and now i’m banging on your door to shut you up, but wow you’re really cute..
I just moved in next door and I swear I was heterosexual before this but now i’m not so sure?
I just moved in next door and I think you’re cute, but I have no idea how to flirt with you so I knock on your door a lot but then I bail before you answer so you probably just think there’s someone who won’t stop playing ding-dong-ditch
I just moved in next door and I always hear you fighting with your s/o and at first I was annoyed at the yelling, but now i’m concerned for you
I just moved in next door and you wanted to invite me to the apartment complex with cookies, but they honestly taste like shit but you’re standing there watching me eat them all so now I have to act like they’re great..even though I want to vomit.
You just moved in next door and…
You just moved in next door and it’s clear don’t know ‘how to adult’ at all, and i honestly don’t know if i want to laugh or help you
You just moved in next door and you’re clearly new to the country but I’m totally happy to take you under my wing and show you all the cool stuff in the area
You just moved in next door and in the first few hours set your apartment on fire making grilled cheese and I should be mad but really I’m kind of intrigued at how you fucked up so bad
You just moved in next door so I don’t know you all that well but your drunk and crying on the floor outside your door because you can’t unlock it so is there anything I can do??
You just moved in next door and you’re constantly inviting parties and it honestly hurts my feelings that you won’t invite me to them but you’ll invite everyone else on the floor, so?? What’s that about??
You just moved in next door and it’s obvious you grew up rich so why are you even here?? Oh your family kicked you out– now I suddenly regret judging you.
You just moved in next door and I can hear you getting frustrated with building your new ikea furniture, and now you can hear me laughing and you’re calling me out on it.
We moved in together and…
We were best friends when we moved in together but living with you has made me realize I don’t want a platonic relationship with you anymore?
We moved in together and we’ve always had a pretty toxic relationship but now i’m cheating on you with your best friend who’s always over and that can’t help..
We moved in together and I thought it would be perfect but it’s actually not and I have no idea how we’re going to work this out
I put an ad out for a roommate because I couldn’t afford rent, and you seemed so nice at first but you’re honestly not?? But I still want to fuck you is that weird?
We moved in together and this is just as great as I thought it would be. (That’s it, that’s the plot)
It's Sexual Sunday so...
send my muse inappropriate questions
flirt with them anonymously or not
try to make them blush
kiss them at random
send me terrible pickup lines
get my muse hot and bothered
Pretty much this is your excuse to do what you want to my muse and see if you can get away with it. So go crazy!
Again. As an American I can confirm that. I need all the luck of the world to find a job here
Look I’m sorry but this is a Monster Prom blog now.
No regrets.
Oz best boy, I want to cosplay him but I have no idea how to do a being that’s pure blackness without bordering blackface and hahahah NO.
Also, give me Vicky x Oz stuff. They’d be the best.
WHAT DID I DO
I got a new coat. I feel good about the coat.
I feel like I need a cigar and a handgun to complete my future white Nick Fury/Mob Boss vibe, but I mostly feel good.
Send 🍆 to send my muse a very intentional nude
I have lived many ages of men, Steven. Centuries without end. I have seen many great men, and known countless honors. But the greatest honor of this ancient and tired soul has been the privilege of fighting beside you, and calling you my friend.
— Thor v3 #11 (2008)
I one time did a campaign in DND where the entire party woke up in a trash heap, memories wiped, when a man in shining white armor approached them. He helped them up, healed them, and helped them escape what was essentially the dump and find their way into the sunlight. He told them of the tale of a wicked king of immense power who bargained for his abilities from a demon, hoping to save his kingdom, and succumbed to the evil after his wife died. The wife had a pearl necklace, and it was the man’s duty to find those pearls, because they held a magic in them that could defeat the king.
This particular NPC was startlingly overpowered at first, right a long the levels of 6 while everyone else was just starting out, and he helped them along in the most dire situations, healing, defeating, and even resurrecting for them. There would be periods where he would be gone, and the party would have to face a crypt full of mummies together, or dive into the deepest parts of the ocean and retrieve these milky white pearls that would give them the ability to help their friend and defeat the wicked king. Slowly, their memories came back to them, and that was a stark comfort for them, but the entire time, there seemed to be a piece missing.
After they retrieved 5 pearls (they broke the 6th one), they journied with the man to the wicked king’s castle, and fought their way through endless ranks of guards, undead, demons, and even a lich, until they made their way to the sacred bed chamber of the king, that they all remembered the story of from before they had awoken in that garbage pile. They opened the doors, only to find it empty, save the usual furniture, marred by scratches and the ancient scrawl of demons. The man in the white armor sighed and walked into the bedroom.
And his armor changed from white to pitch black, and the whole party remembered suddenly. That was the face of the wicked king, the face that smiled at them whenever he healed them, the face that looked stern as they suggested stupids things to find the pearls. Apparently, in lapses of the demon’s control, the king had found a way to set him self up for defeat, by bringing his wive’s pearls along with brave, powerful warriors. Every absence he felt was where he had to return to the demon’s control and become the wicked king again, but he was determined to fight himself, to rid his own evil from the world, to end this curse of immortality and see his loved one again.
I made the party fight the final boss, and they saw the eyes of a friend.
They all cried, and I am no longer allowed to DM for them.
disturbxnces:
journalofvoices replied to your post “[ it’s munday and I like this selfie that I took the other day a lot…”
AW HELL YEAH IT DAT SARA ROCK IT GURL
[ can i hire u to hype me ]
Gurl, you the Pied Piper of HAMelin. (It means you go ham and people gon follow yo cute self where the fuck ever)
In hindsight, I should have said Pied Piper of DAMelin. I fucked up.
disturbxnces:
journalofvoices replied to your post “[ it’s munday and I like this selfie that I took the other day a lot…”
AW HELL YEAH IT DAT SARA ROCK IT GURL
[ can i hire u to hype me ]
Gurl, you the Pied Piper of HAMelin. (It means you go ham and people gon follow yo cute self where the fuck ever)
disturbxnces:
journalofvoices:
“Pretty sure I’ve a bottle hidden in my dorm room someplace. If you give me five minutes, I’ll grab it. I won it in a raffle, I’m not going to drink it.”
“What do you mean you’re not going to drink it? You’re gonna. With me. Drinking alone is no fun— Especially after a break up.”
“Vodka tastes like drain cleaner - don’t ask how I know that, awful truth or dare.”
“Alright, fine, do you want to chill in my dorm and drink vodka? Probably got ice cream and Netflix too, if you want to go full steroetype for the post-breakup.”
disturbxnces:
journalofvoices:
“You, uh- you okay? Need a minute? Hug? Vodka?”
“— Vodka would be nice, actually. I could use a shot or two.”
“Pretty sure I’ve a bottle hidden in my dorm room someplace. If you give me five minutes, I’ll grab it. I won it in a raffle, I’m not going to drink it.”
disturbxnces:
→ Open
“To get over an ex, have meaningless sex. It rhymes because it’s true!” Which is, of course, infallible logic. Perhaps she’s a little bitter.
“You, uh- you okay? Need a minute? Hug? Vodka?”
Send me ▲ and I'll reply with a sex gif of what my muse wants to do to/with yours
-creeps in- 12a -creeps away-
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