#countthoughts

[askdracombat]

also does pineapple go on pizza

"Vell, I have never had pizza. I vould not know.. Though, I do believe zhat it iz videly conzidered outrageouz, it doez not zeem zo bad."

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Count dracombat how did you become count dracombat... were u just made a vampire or perhaps something had turned you into one

"I vaz zimply alvayz zhiz vay. It'z difficult to remember my momentz directly after being created, however, I don't remember a moment in vhich I vas not a vampire. I zuppoze thiz is juzt the vay I vas made. Alzhough I vill admit, it would be far more interezting if zomezhing elze turned me."..

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Have you met any other bosses (Beside ck and the uncert minibosses)? Or have you only heard about them? And would you want to meet one of those bosses in the future?💥

"I have met many of zhem, yez. Zhe most notable was Sage. He waz quite zhe character.. I zometimes mizz my interactionz vith him."

"..PAH, zhat iz not important. Az for zhe otherz, I have only met zhem under tense circumztances.. I have alwayz vondered if zhe man of nature is az fearzome az he iz proclaimed."

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do you have any friends (or just. people you like in general) outside of the uncertified? and if you don't, do you have anyone in the uncertified (outside of the king) that you like more/most?

"...Zhat firzt anzwer is personal. I vould NEVER make friendz outzide my own. But your second queztion, I can answer. Minoz is one ve all look up to, and he iz a pillar of stability for all uncertified. It iz hard to not admire zomeone with such merit."

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c0unt dr4c0mb4t , wh4t 1ts y0ur f4v0r1t3 typ3 0f fl0w3rs?

"Ah, an.. odd queztion, but a velcome one. Many are under zhe underztanding zhat I HATE flowers. Vhich is true, moztly. However.. I have a small hyacinth garden hidden in my lair. Only zhe best of my biterz get to zee zhem."

[askdracombat]

Dracombat, we miss you!!

Where have you gone????

"...VELL."

*Dracombat finally comes out of his lair, covered in dust.*

"I have been buzy vith VERY IMPORTANT MATTERS, YOU ZEE? YEZ, very important. I have been absolutely.. ZTACKED with vork, yes......eh.."

*Dracombat appears to be falling asleep mid sentence.*

"AH-! I VILL.. ANZWER ALL YOUR QUEZTIONS ZOON. Your count haz returned.. vor now."

(i. am so sorry to everyone here in my little ask dracombat corner I wasn't on any socials for a while. I'M COMING BACK TO TUMBLR SO I'LL GET TO YOUR QUESTIONS SOON!!)

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are you not gonna answer

"Did... zomeone zay zomething? No? It muzt have juzt been my imagination."

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Drac why did you try to unmask sir combat multiple times, do you like him or something💔💔/jk. On a srs note why did you actually try to unmask him (and failed). Was it to see his face or was it something else?

Dracombat decides to shrug off your first comment, (almost too quickly) instead, moving onto the serious one.

Dracombat looks around the room, before shutting the door, as if he didn't want anyone to hear what he was about to tell you.

"Vell.. In truth, it ztarted az curiosity. He never takez that helmet off, not even juzt for a break. He even ZLEEPS in it, for goodnezz sakes. Of courze my curiozity was piqued.. Zhough, zhen I began to realize how.. odd Zir Combat acted when compared to any other dummy, even hiz fellow roulette council memberz. It bozhered me, and I began to theorize.. You vant to know vhat I zhink?"

He leans in, speaking quietly.

"I do not believe zir combat iz a dummy at all.."