Ask Dracombat

"My biterz vill tear you to zhreds."

[askdracombat]

"Vhere iz no army vithout zomeone vho iz ready to be cold. I vill bring our dummiez to a future free of Azylumers, under vhe lead of vhe one and ONLY, CAPTAIN IMAGINAIRE. And vonce ve reign above all, vhe Azylum vill finally know peace."

I've seen some ask accounts for Item Asylum going on and I wanted to join in on it and share some of my headcanons!

(I've never done an ask blog, so to write this introduction I took inspiration and reference from @askcombatking's blog!! Please check their blog out!!)

NOT affiliated with JPX studios, or item asylum in general. This is a fan account for fan interactions, headcanons, and fun!

TEXT ASSOCIATION:

"Dracombat's lines" (He/Him)

(OOC lines) (He/Him)

*Actions*

When mentioning Combat King

When mentioning Sir Combat

When mentioning Minos

! ! RULES ! !⠀

⠀No NSFW, explicit mentions or content. Gore is allowed if not overdone.

This is a safe space, harassment or bullying of any other user in any form is not tolerated.

RPs, OCs, and other headcanons are encouraged and welcomed! I love to hear thoughts and ideas!

Cursing is allowed! Slurs are not, please keep it respectful!

!CREDIT TO JPX FOR THE CREATION OF ITEM ASYLUM AND THE CHARACTERS IN IT!

UNANSWERED ASKS: TOO MANY OH GOD HI

I will get to all my asks, so if you have one waiting, don't worry! It just takes a little time sometimes :]

#CountActs | RP asks

#CountThoughts | Normal asks

#CountWarp | End of RP interactions

#Silly Guy | OOC Posts/Answers

[askdracombat]

Have you met any other bosses (Beside ck and the uncert minibosses)? Or have you only heard about them? And would you want to meet one of those bosses in the future?💥

"I have met many of zhem, yez. Zhe most notable was Sage. He waz quite zhe character.. I zometimes mizz my interactionz vith him."

"..PAH, zhat iz not important. Az for zhe otherz, I have only met zhem under tense circumztances.. I have alwayz vondered if zhe man of nature is az fearzome az he iz proclaimed."

[askdracombat]

hi mister gay vampire!!! 😇

"Vhy does everyone inzizt I am gay..? Iz it zhe way I valk? Zhe accent? I vish I could underztand."

*Dracombat then struts away with a walk you could only describe as extremely zesty.*

[askdracombat]

/ / Me waiting in baited breath for more asks to be answered:

- @askcombatking

((I'M GOING TO ANSWER THEM ALL BUT THERE'S A BUNCH I'M TAKING IT SLOW LOL))

*Dracombat stares at the pile of questions on sticky notes left by uncertified and others alike. If you look too close, you might mistake even mistake his dour expression for a smile.*

[askdracombat]

Dear Dracombat. Where did you staff come from?

"My ztaff! Yez, now thiz is a good queztion."

*Dracombat brandishes his staff with pride, seeming proud.*

"Dezpite vhat most may think, I waz once a zimple uncertified combat dummy. No bigger zhan any ozher. Vhen I had my defining moment, slaying zhe final asylumer zinglehandedly at zhe tower, zomething changed vithin me. Minos once told me dummiez have zhe ability to.. actualize. Make zheir ambitions and azpirations reality, and become ztronger. In zhat moment, I grew to zhe size you see today, I donned my cape, my hat, and grew zhese VONDERFUL fangs. Az a zymbol of rebellion to the azylum, I forged my ztaff myself out of the power in discarded itemz, and ozher materials available.. and now, zhis ztaff strikes fear into all who oppose us!"

[askdracombat]

do you have any friends (or just. people you like in general) outside of the uncertified? and if you don't, do you have anyone in the uncertified (outside of the king) that you like more/most?

"...Zhat firzt anzwer is personal. I vould NEVER make friendz outzide my own. But your second queztion, I can answer. Minoz is one ve all look up to, and he iz a pillar of stability for all uncertified. It iz hard to not admire zomeone with such merit."

[askdracombat]

c0unt dr4c0mb4t , wh4t 1ts y0ur f4v0r1t3 typ3 0f fl0w3rs?

"Ah, an.. odd queztion, but a velcome one. Many are under zhe underztanding zhat I HATE flowers. Vhich is true, moztly. However.. I have a small hyacinth garden hidden in my lair. Only zhe best of my biterz get to zee zhem."

[askdracombat]

Dracombat, we miss you!!

Where have you gone????

"...VELL."

*Dracombat finally comes out of his lair, covered in dust.*

"I have been buzy vith VERY IMPORTANT MATTERS, YOU ZEE? YEZ, very important. I have been absolutely.. ZTACKED with vork, yes......eh.."

*Dracombat appears to be falling asleep mid sentence.*

"AH-! I VILL.. ANZWER ALL YOUR QUEZTIONS ZOON. Your count haz returned.. vor now."

(i. am so sorry to everyone here in my little ask dracombat corner I wasn't on any socials for a while. I'M COMING BACK TO TUMBLR SO I'LL GET TO YOUR QUESTIONS SOON!!)

[askdracombat]

(QUICK POST TO ADDRESS MY INACTIVITY, I'M PRETTY BUSY THIS COMING WEEK!! I'll get to asks when I can, and I'll try and interact some more!! Dracombat will return when he's done terrorizing asylumers for Halloween :] )

"Now.. vhere iz my new machete?"

Count Dracombat has fitted all his vampire dummies with little masks for the Halloween season.. They all seem to take it a little too seriously, but it's still adorable.

[ebonic]

Item asylum whiteboard doodles ! Pt.2

(Have more in my TikTok :3)

[askdracombat]

Directly after the battle of Towny.

Midnight has passed, leaving the moon crooked in the sky. Dracombat sits in front of a broken statue, the grounds littered with the corpses of asylumers and dummies alike. It's practically a graveyard.

The Count grinds his teeth in contained frustration. Every survivor had already gone back to base. This included only one of his vampire dummies. A single asylumer with a bobm was all it took. He told them it wasn't safe to group up, but they hadn't listened. Maybe he was too soft with them. Maybe he got far too close.

No. He hadn't gotten too close. The asylumers had gone too far. He'll be sure they won't get anywhere next time.

He scatters away in a cloud of bats, leaving behind a marker on the toppled statue.

For the future of the uncertified, not a single asylumer can be spared. Not after zhiz.

[10hourburstman]

are you goated, with the burst?

" Perh aps. Th ough I am a quirk ed u p for es t boy wit h a littl e bit of sw ag, busti ng it dow n vampiric sty le... whe ther I am goat ed wit h the b urst is en tirel y up to y ou. "

" ...Half of th ose words a re ne ver leav in g my mo uth ev er again. "

-🌳

[askdracombat]

also does pineapple go on pizza

"Vell, I have never had pizza. I vould not know.. Though, I do believe zhat it iz videly conzidered outrageouz, it doez not zeem zo bad."

[askdracombat]

Count dracombat how did you become count dracombat... were u just made a vampire or perhaps something had turned you into one

"I vaz zimply alvayz zhiz vay. It'z difficult to remember my momentz directly after being created, however, I don't remember a moment in vhich I vas not a vampire. I zuppoze thiz is juzt the vay I vas made. Alzhough I vill admit, it would be far more interezting if zomezhing elze turned me."..

[askcombatking]

[Little headcanon of mine for Sir Combat. The reason he never takes off his armor is because he is a defect, not an uncertified dummy. He doesn't want to expose the fact of he being a defect, there for, his deformity that comes eith being s defect, so he is permanently in armor]

[ @askdracombat ]

[10hourburstman]

"..Vhat are you?"

*The Count hurls a simple question into the dark forest, where it onows the burst man lurks.*

- @askdracombat

(very sorry for a second ask, i dont know how tumblr works and I didn't realize asks only used your main blog💀)

" ...The 10 Hour Burst Man, obviously. "

[ The shadow chuckled, leaning against a tree and crossing his arms. ]

" Thou gh, peo ple also li ke to call m e a f reak, a ki dnapper, a murde rer, a cr eep, a vamp ire, a cannib al, some 'om inous b lack guy in th e forest'... I a m wh atever yo u call me, mage. C ount. Vampire. Heh. "

-🌳

[askdracombat]

*The count nods his head, thinking.*

"I zuppose a few of thoze titlez fit you. Vhough, I do not zee you trying to do any of vhose vhingz to me. Inztead, ve are having a converzation. So, you clearly aren't any kind of zenselezz monzter.. Vhat iz it you vant?"

*The count keeps his distance, simply trying to analyze the burst man. Out of a desire for safety, and, his unending desire to understand things that aren't commonly understood.*

[10hourburstman]

" A plaything. "

[ It laughed quietly at the count. ]

" Kidding. I h ave plen ty of thos e already. Th e only busi ness I hav e with y ou and the arm y is go od busines s. Messin g with you i s ju st a bonu s, junebug. "

[ ...To avoid confusion with the more known usages of the nickname, he's calling you gay. In his own unique way. Ironic... ]

-🌳

[askdracombat]

"..Zo you are an 'ally', I zuppoze."

(the usage of junebug flew RIGHT over his dense lil head LOLL "did you juzt call me a bug?")

"And, you zeem to be on good terms vith zhe king. Az long az you do not hurt our dummiez.. zhen I am glad to velcome you az a companion of sortz."

*The Count's stance eases slightly. You're alot scarier in the books than you are in person.. well, for all he knows anyways.*

[askdracombat]

are you not gonna answer

"Did... zomeone zay zomething? No? It muzt have juzt been my imagination."