#couple convo

[hanilwol]

Me: *opens a bottle of vitamins*

Bf: 그거 뭐야? 약?

(What's that? Medicine?)

Me: 아니 비타민이야 비타민

(No its vitamins, vitamins)

Bf: 마약? 드러그??

(Narcotics? Drug??)

Me: 아닠ㅋㅋㅋ 비타민

(No, Vitamins)

Bf: 마리와나?

(Marijuana?)

Me: 아니 비--

(No Vi--)

Bf: 코카인??

(Cocaine??)

Me: 아니ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

(NO LOL)

Bf: 헤로인???

(Heroin???)

Me: 오빤 GTA 넘 많이 한거야...

(You've played too much Grand Theft Auto..)

[bitchy-witchy-vibes]

Me otp with my fiancée

Me: hey babe can we run away to the woods somewhere

Her: huh?

Me: let’s run away to the woods somewhere and have a little cabin

Her: ofc my love

I love her so much because I truly believe one day we will

[makingsenseofus]

Sanitizer everything

Before lunch..

👩 : put on some sanitizer on your hand before eating, please.

🧔 : why?

👩 : it would kill all those bacteria on your hand. Please , put it on your hands before eating.

🧔 : *put sanitizer on hands*

After going to toilet..

👩 : here, some sanitizer...

🧔 : what? Why?

👩 : kill all of those bacteria, remember?

🧔 : *put sanitizer on hands*

When visiting newborn baby..

👩 : put on some sanitizer before you touch the baby

🧔 : *put sanitizer on hands*

Later that evening..

🧔 : *picking on acnes*

👩 : babe, stop picking on your acnes

🧔 : why?

👩 : you could make all of those bacterias from acnes spread all over your face

🧔 : it's alright, I'll kill all of those bacterias

👩 : how?

🧔 : I'll put some sanitizer on

👩 : *wtf*

[gandameyn]

Him: What are you thinking when you are looking at the other boys out there?

Me: That I am lucky to have such a very kind, lovable and handsome guy like you.

[pixxie-love-blog]