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I don’t “wear the pants” in my relationships….

Which is funny as in both I am the one who doesn’t wear skirts.

Gender is fake, and so are relationship dynamics. But it’s fun to joke about dykenamics.

I'm punconditionally committed in a relationship. If you don't like my puns, it's just not going to work out.

Once upon a time..

👩 : Uhhmm Darling, did you gain weight?

🧔 : Nope! Still the same for the past few months and will always be the same *proud*

👩 : Are you sure?

🧔 : Of course.. I've been working out so much to maintain my weight and ..... *Bla bla bla*

👩 : Uhhmm.. 'kay

A few moments later, came back from grocery stores and finding him curling up in the corner of the room

👩 : You alright?

🧔 : *looking at me with sad puppy eyes*

👩 : Babe, what's wrong? *Start to worry* are you okay?

🧔 : *start to cry* I'm gaining MORE weight! 😭😭😭

👩 : *hides all the cookies and chips just bought at grocery*

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Thinking about your ex like

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A new joke on Masterpiece Jokes.

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Romance in Your Relationship Joke

what do you need, to achieve the equivalent of speed? distance and time

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