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Blonco modern AU

Tuco is a tattoo artist and he also does piercings. He wears all leather and rides to work on his motorcycle. He seems tough but whenever someone is nervous about having their ears pierced he holds their hand.

Blondie is his adorable boyfriend who just stays inside all day, wearing Tuco's shirts and looking all pretty. He watches (on Tuco's ipad) videos of explosions and demolitions (he doesn't have his own yt account).

Before leaving, Tuco hands Blondie the ipad with a forehead kiss and tells him to "be good."

Blondie doesn't have any job (nothing interested him enough to study it) but he wins shooting competitions regularly and that makes him good money.

Headcanons:

• Blondie only watches videos of explosions or funny/silly cat videos. Tuco's account ends up flooded with them.

• Tuco has several tattoos, some of them with mythological creatures (Leviathan, Lilith, archangel). Blondie thinks they are super hot and always kisses them during foreplay.

• Blondie smokes. Tuco doesn't buy his own cigars, but he occasionally steals Blondie's.

• Tuco's brother is still a priest in this AU, and he is disapproving of Tuco's lifestyle. But that's alright. No, really, it's /fine/.

• Tuco has dated several girls before figuring out that he's gay. Blondie, on the other hand, always knew he was gay and always felt out of place because of that.

• There may or may not have been conversion therapy involved in Blondie's past life. He doesn't talk about it though (the few bits and pieces Tuco has he got when Blondie was drunk).

• Interestingly enough, it seems that Blondie gets calmer when he has a gun in his hand. It's the knowledge that he can protect himself and others with it if need be.

#blonco #blondie x tuco #tuco ramirez #blondie #the man with no name #the good the bad and the ugly #dollars trilogy #my writing #Au #Inspired by that tumblr post about how Blondie would either have screen time of 23 hours #Or looked at his phone once in three days for five seconds #There's nothing in between #My post #Cowboyblogging

watching The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance bc surely a new to me lee van cleef movie will fix me, and i completely missed my boy bc when lee marvin is on screen lee marvin makes sure you are only looking at lee marvin

#lee marvin and stewart are killing is and wayne is just the same guy he always is #go girl continue to give us nothing!!!! for your entire career!!!#cowboyblogging

when Tuco said "If you work for a living why do you kill yourself working?" I felt that

#the good the bad and the ugly #clint eastwood #the dollars trilogy #lee van cleef #cowboyblogging #eli wallach #tuco ramirez #the man with no name #angel eyes #blondie

oh my gosh imagine if Blondie grew his hair out a little more so he could do a half ponytail he'd be even more huggable and dangerous

#the good the bad and the ugly #clint eastwood #the dollars trilogy #the man with no name #cowboyblogging

This was funny to me at 1 AM

#the good the bad and the ugly #clint eastwood #the dollars trilogy #lee van cleef #eli wallach #tuco ramirez #angel eyes #the man with no name #cowboyblogging

#the good the bad and the ugly #clint eastwood #lee van cleef #eli wallach #the dollars trilogy #cowboyblogging #the man with no name #tuco ramirez #angel eyes

Something something Tuco and Blondie living happily after in a little cottage in a peaceful village is this anything

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