#cp9 headcanons

[louisamariella]

POV you fall in love w/ your favourite cp9 member but they have a hard time admitting they like you too cause all they learned in life is being ruthless killers without feeling nor showing emotions, they don't know how to handle love. they literally can't

[cipherpoltrash]

lucci and kaku have been on the verge of going feral since they got accepted into aegis 0 and only twice a week nightly phone calls to the rest of the team to complain and talk shit are keeping them sane

honestly if this isn’t one of the best headcanons I ever read… I’m so close to write a one shot about this uurghalso imagine the babies having a secret call session, this whole thing would be a MESS and it’s amazing how this anon assumes it would keep kaku and lucci sane. but seems like talking shit with the others is still better than being in cp0 and this gives me life and makes me unbelievably happy

[the-one-piece-bakery]

I LOVE the giraffe bae too. It’s awesome to find another Kaku lover around here. I would absolutely LOVE to hear more HC's about ticklish Kaku, or flustered Kaku. Embarrassed Kaku is my weakness.

AW YES, LET US KAKU FANS U N I T E. And same omg, precious embarrassed Kaku makes me WEAK

•When Kaku get flustered his cheeks and the tip of his nose go red, but when he really starts dying of laughter, his WHOLE face turns red IT’S SO CUTE OKAY.

•Kaku cannot hold back a laugh to save his life. If he tries to his lips go into a super thin line, if he’s standing he slouches or if he’s sitting he’ll kinda curl into himself, and y’know that noise you make in the back of your throat when you try to hold in a laugh? Yeah, well Kaku makes that that noise for LIKE A SOLID 15 SECONDS BEFORE FAILING AND BUSTS OUT LAUGHING, HE TRIES SO HARD NOT TO THO.

•Now Kaku thinks it’s annoying when other CP9 members fight/bicker with one another, we’ve seen this about him. But one time Lucci asked Jabra to do something, he didn’t want to do it, that sparked a bit of an argument *insert Kaku rolling his eyes here* but then. but right in that moment, Jabra killed Kaku because he went “Fine, damn i’ll do it, Ms. Prissy Princess.” Kaku did not want to laugh at their childness but he broke, he was so shook Jabra fucking took it there he started screaming laughing until his stomach was cramping. It was not a good day for Enies Lobby >Implying Enies Lobby has good days

•Also i just want to say real quick but Kaku doesn’t really have laughing fits on a daily basis but he obviously has them lol. It’s just not a regular thing for him.

•Now in this post i said Kaku’s only ticklish spot is behind his knees, but if he’s tickled he will f l a i l he accidentally clocked his s/o in the face with his knee and he felt SO BAD YALL. He didn’t mean it!! He apologized about it forever. Like say it’s been two years since it happened  he’ll just sometimes be like; “I still feel bad i kneed you in the face, babe” LIKE KAKU IT HAPPENED TWO YEARS AGO IT’S OKAY.

I hope you liked these! <3

[onepiece-hcs-and-scenarios]

s/o cuddling with CP9? Thank you!!

Cuddling headcanons:

CP9:

Does not cuddle whatsoever:Blueno and Fukuro (Though Fukuro won’t exactly stop his s/o from cuddling up to him. And MAY give a lazy cuddle or two only when either really sleepy, or just woke up.)

Blueno just doesn’t understand it: “DO NOT WANT”.

Hot n’ Cold:

Lucci and Kalifa.

Basically, in public, NO way in HELL would they show affection to their s/o. And even in private, there’s a good chance that they wouldn’t. If it’s just the two of them, they’d lighten up and allow some light cuddling.

The closest Kalifa would get to ‘cuddling’ is leaning into her s/o or something. That’s about it.

Lucci, on the other hand, would literally be like a cat. Either doesn’t want the cuddles, or is relentless. As in, once he starts, his s/o is stuck until he decides he’s done. AKA: Like a cat. When a cat wants attention, they have no problem with letting you know. R I P whatever/whoever gets in the way of Lucci’s cuddles though. Oh, and TOTALLY does sleepy cuddles. Half of the time he’s probably not aware of it. (He’ll also never admit to it.)

HELL TO THE YES:

Jabra, Kaku, and Kumadori.

Kumadori would either be pretty chill with cuddles, or over-the-top/obnoxious. There is no in-between. Though I don’t think he’d do any kind of PDA.

Jabra is HUGE on sleepy cuddles. Doesn’t give a fuck, either. LMAOAlso doesn’t really care for PDA. As in, if he wants to get a hug or something, he’ll just do it, to be honest.

Kaku, while he LOVES cuddling with his s/o when it’s just the two of them, he gets flustered VERY easily about it. ESPECIALLY if it’s PDA. Though he wouldn’t refuse. He can’t. R I PHe’s also rather cheesy. Think of the cheesiest cuddles, and he’d probably do it.If it’s in front of the other CP9 members, he’d be flustered, and TEASED relentlessly. Which makes him MORE flustered. R I P

[louisamariella]

POV cp9 on enies lobby, having some days off. they play games and later in the evening they sing high school musical karaoke songs

[louisamariella]

fight me on the last category

[louisamariella]

Which CP9 member writes every in comic sans?

my first intention was kumadori but he’s so dramatic, he’d use times new roman cause it looks like a “grown-up” writing style.

jabra is my hot take, he’s a sucker for comic sans and even has big banner saying where did mozart hang out? in a wolf gang ;) in his room, written in comic sans

[louisamariella]

headcanons about blueno having an undefined fear of plants and lucci actually caring for more than just hattori his own child and his beard