#cpt muffin

[nazariolahela]

Not me wanting to match with Roy now because he’s Cpt. Muffin’s owner.

[kokokabana]

I know that doesn’t make any sense canon wise, but imagine if Dr. Vile was the owner of Captain Muffin, texting

lfjekfhsksbaka *purrs* *licks your hand and exposes belly* u r now my 2nd favorite human

[violettduchess]

I would like to add that in addition to having vampire, super villain, and prisoner boyfriends, I am now involved with a bdsm billionaire, a musician who is lost in the woods, a virologist, a horny af tattoo artist and a magical centaur.

And a cat is hooking me up with his lonely hooman.

I get around.

[luvlinks]

I PAID FOR THIS AND IM PROUD LOOK AT THIS LITTLE BABY

[needserotonindealer]

Nothing strange, just Cpt. Muffin taking a bubble bath with bunch of rubber ducks

[ratanslily]

🥺

[felicia-fatales]

I’m just obsessed with this picture of Cpt. Muffin

[jellymonster]