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teacher: and the farmers in the south were losing money because Europe was planting their own crops again, since they werent fighting WW1 anymore
me: i wonder if all those dead bodies were good fertilizer
teacher: *sighs and glares at me for an uncomfortably long time*
me: what
teacher: *sighs again*
me: you can't it's been too soon
teacher: *holds head in hands*
me: IT'S BEEN A 100 YEARS ITS NOT TOO SOON
teacher: its still too soon
Teacher: what ammendment gave women the right to vote?
Student: the nina, the pinta, and the santa maria
Teacher: So America builds this great, white fleet and parades it around the worl—
Student: Can we call it the Average Caucasian Fleet?
*teacher lecturing*
"So the USS Maine blows up, here’s a picture, yes those are people, and i bet that was really fun for about 5 seconds"
teacher: why was the US expanding at this time?
girl: world domination…?
guy: *continues to shout Canadian provinces and cities*
Teacher: did you know every panda in the world is owned by the Chinese government?
Student: wait, really?
Teacher: yeah, they're on loan
Student: wait, is that we're in debt??
So Australia gave Japan a bunch of land cause Japan tried to invade and Japan was like “wow bro thanks” and Australia was like “sure whatever” and then Japan found out the land was nothing but sand and dangerous animals and Mad Max extras so then Japan was like “what the crap bro” and gave it back to Australia and Australia was just like “it was just a prank bro”
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