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teacher: and the farmers in the south were losing money because Europe was planting their own crops again, since they werent fighting WW1 anymore

me: i wonder if all those dead bodies were good fertilizer

teacher: *sighs and glares at me for an uncomfortably long time*

me: what

teacher: *sighs again*

me: you can't it's been too soon

teacher: *holds head in hands*

me: IT'S BEEN A 100 YEARS ITS NOT TOO SOON

teacher: its still too soon

#cpush #lengthy dialogue #cp us history #us history #history #private school #high school #my teacher and i chill together #but sometimes he gets fed up with me

whatshouldprivateschoolscal-blog

WHEN I MENTION I WENT TO PRIVATE SCHOOL ALL MY LIFE

People look at me and I’m just like:

#relevant to this mod cause other mod went to public school #reblog

Once you finish puberty the 3rd or 4th time, you should be practically immortal

student to broken leg’d student

#passing period #break #high school #private school #immortality #injury #student #shitpost

The history teacher is basically the uncle i’ve always wanted. he’s like all my other uncles, but without the whole crippling alcoholism thing

student

#swim practice #private school #history #teaching #family #high school #alcohlism

just-shower-thoughts

“Buy the textbook I wrote” is the university lecturer version of “Buy my mixtape, it’s fire”

#the american lit/ap lan textbook was written by the teacher and there are SO MANY DAMN SPELLING ERRORS #reblog

aprivateschoolspeaks-blog

Today I asked my sophomore English teacher a question and rather than answer he drew a smiley face on my nose.

Teacher: what ammendment gave women the right to vote?

Student: the nina, the pinta, and the santa maria

#cpush #history #us history #private school #high school #christopher columbus #women's rights #cp us history

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#reblog

Teacher: Why are you talking to yourself?

Student: i'm homeschooled

#american literature #cp literature #literature #homeschool #private school #high school #college prep #shit post #dialogue

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when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’

#reblog

cavilhenry

“too vague” writes my English teacher on my essay

kind of like the instructions you gave us you piece of shit

#reblog

Guy 1: *burps*

Guy 2: bless you

Guy 1: you're welcome

#lunch #this happened and i fell out of my seat laughing #the strangest thing i've heard in a long ass time #high school #private school #shit post #school #lunchtime

daily-showerthoughts

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#reblog

whatshouldprivateschoolscal-blog

WHEN SLEEP DEPRIVATION STARTS TO TAKE ITS TOLL

#reblog

Swim Coach: Any questions?

Swimmer 1: Can I get out?

Swimmer 2: May I leave?

Swimmer 3: Can I go to the bathroom indefinitely?

#school #private school #Christian school #swim #swim conversations #team #sports

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