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Is gifs allowed here? and also, how active is this rp? :)

Hello!  Thank you for your questions! GIF icons are indeed allowed here. In regards to it being active, we do have a lot of people on hiatus at the moment as it’s exam season but I would say we’re reasonably active. For fun, let’s see how many people are active right now. Please like this in the next ten minutes to earn five points for your house!

- Admin Heroine 🍮

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top 5 visuals of each house go

Although I do not find it necessary for this list to exist since we all know I’m the hottest person at Hogwarts is, I’ll humour you desperate souls just this once so you can stop desperately pestering me about this. If you want your name mentioned so desperately why don’t you just send in a message about yourself? Personally, for me, none of these people would even be considered for this list, but the public has spoken. 

Let’s start the list with the infamous House of Snakes. A list of beautiful people would not be complete without my beloved boyfriend ( @crvince ) even if his family is attempting to get in between our love. Only he actually deserves a spot on this sad excuse of a list. Then we have the rotting flower ( @crtitania ). It seems even a flower is able to bloom in such a desolate place like the dungeons, but just because a flower can bloom doesn’t mean it can shine. all I see from the ice princess right now is a lot of look and not a lot of personality. Considering she did win over the attention of both an idiotic lion and snake, however, maybe there’s something there I’m just not seeing. Next would be the house mistake ( @crichigo ). Sometimes I wonder if it’s actually possible for the sorting hat to wrong. Doesn’t Ichigo seem too soft and impressionable to be a snake? How such a pushover got placed into the snake den is still a wonder to me. It’s no wonder then that he got swallowed whole during his first few years here. Onwards, we have our overused trope ( @crben ). Tall, dark, and handsome has always been in. time has proven that this trope is one that women will never get tired of and, boy, is our Benjamin the epitome of tall, dark, and handsome. Of course, tall, dark, and handsome only gets so far in life, if that’s you’ve got going for you then soon even that becomes boring. But you don’t care much for such trivial things now do you, Egg Benedict? Lastly, we have diva wannabe ( @crpenelope ). The only reason she is even considered for a spot on this list is that there is no other person in Slytherin that comes even close to deserving a spot. Call it a pity placement.

Next onto The Lion’s Den. What list is without the most sought-after female of the house ( @crcwan ). It’s only natural for her to be on the list with her dull charms and mediocre looks. fair warning, darlings, the list just gets worse at this point as she seems to be the only relatively interesting Gryffindor. Then we have happily ever after thirsty ( @crxevie ). Fairy tales have taught young girls everywhere that your heart is supposed to beat faster around the one you like, but when you heart seemingly beats faster for just about everyone you see, I think it’s about time for you to go seek professional help. I’m sure the matron would have something to fix your tachycardia and maybe teach you through her many years of accumulated wisdom that what you’re experiencing shouldn’t be considered love, it’s called desperation. so this infant ( @gracecr ) seems to carry herself very highly and as she in the house of the lions, this is something that comes as unsurprising. I appreciate someone confident enough to love themselves, but where do you draw the line between self-love and narcissism, little grace? Then we have airfoil ( @crwingyau ). Chicken wing here seemed to have grabbed some attention with the fact that she was seen snogging with a boy in the library. But if that’s the only thing noteworthy she’s done since her time here at the school then I’d like to just move on and talk about other more pressing matters. Clearly the boys in Gryffindor really aren’t anything special if only one of them made it onto the list. Wannabe fuccboi ( @crzhengyang ) the bad boy act isn’t working for you, dear, no one seems to notice your attempts to win every female over with your charms, maybe you should switch up your act and try again. 

Now onwards to the Ostriches. Or should I say Ravens, but they don’t have the brains for that. Probably into cat ear headband ( @crperseus ), last time we mentioned him on this blog, he seemed to have to gained himself quite a following. But oh would you look at that? Things seemed to have slow down for our sleeping beauty. Nothing new has happened with him since then, it seems that perhaps you people have finally decided to wake up and realize that someone into cats more than humans isn’t worth all the hype. Little miss troublemaker ( @crxaria ) over here seems to think of herself as a force to be reckoned with, but I can only say two words to describe her act: try hard. Darling, watch yourself around these waters, tread too deep into this persona of yours and you might find that you’ve bitten off more than you can chew. As if we don’t have enough people trying to freeze over the grounds of Hogwarts with their icy personalities, here is another lowballing contender ( @crxalma ) trying to be the reason for the long winter that seems to drag on forever. A weak example, honestly. If people can still think of you as being “nice deep down” then you’re doing the whole cold thing wrong. Honey, it’s spring now, lose the act and accept the fact that you were never as cool as you thought you were and never will be. Now it seem weird is in this season as eccentric ( @crlianna ) takes the grounds of Hogwarts by storm. People, you have me questioning your taste more and more with each passing day. To think someone that goes around calling themselves trash and still plays Pokemon Go is considered cool. But I guess in that case, she makes my job easier for me. I don’t need to waste my breath to ridicule her when she does it so well herself already. Last another fake boy ( @crmason ). As someone who finds himself to be the next Casanova, Mason’s personality is literally that of another typical fuccboi with commitment issues. Honestly, people, why do you all keep falling for such acts, it’s not even original. The only thing original about him is the fact that he’s a fuccboi, that’s not Chinese like the others. 

Now onto our final and most forgettable house! First off, the future failure of a president ( @cecilcr ) this one is pretty self explanatory, I won’t waste my time trying to justify the placement of this one on this list for the house of bores. Congratulations to Cecil for being the poster boy for what a Hufflepuff should look like. Nice, soft, boring. Then we have the namesake, our little wannabe nobility ( @crxalice ) seems to be lost in her own world as well, falling into the rabbit hole fantasy where her dreams will come true. But darling, when you curl up with a snake, you have to watch out for the fangs. Wow look another eccentric ( @crxaelita )! With her wistful thinking and snowflake personality and borderline obsessive interest with all things magical creature related, it looks like someone here wants to be the next Newt Scamander. But I guess since we already have someone else pining for the position of Voldemort and she can’t one up that, she had no choice but be stuck with the weird Hippie Hufflepuff persona. Hufflepuffs were always so soft and boring for me. To hope for anything different from someone that hails from this house was too much to ask for it seems. You’d think that because he has the money and status of a pureblood, he’d also have a backbone, but grandpa at heart ( @crxhardt ) seems to let just about anyone step all over him in the name of “friendship.” Now miss blank wall ( @crxlottie ) to think that even this one could sneak her way onto the list is quite shocking to me as I can only seem to describe her using one word: basic. Sure, she has the looks of the Mei family, but when it comes to the personality and charm she’s duller than a rusty nail. While her cousin seems to gain the attention of all those he talks to, little Charlotte over here can’t even seem to catch the attention of the guy she seems to be interested in. Although, honey, I do advise that if you decide to go for someone that’s way out of your league like that, you try to steer clear of your best friend’s fiance next time. 

[coruscorp-blog]

the rp looks great! just wanted to know, how active you guys still are?

Hi there! Thank you for your question. With a lot of people between vacation and preparing to head back to school they're on Hiatus which has slowed things down. However, we still have quite a few posts a day on the dash every single day! I also know that there is constant plotting going on with the new members too so that's nothing to worry about. So I can say with certainty that there is reasonable activity going on for this time of the year and for a community that has been around for a while too!

- Admin Heroine 🍮

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sorry if you’ve posted this already, but on what day do classes start at hogwarts again? & will there be a back to school event type of thing? love u guys by the way!!

Hello, anon! Classes at Hogwarts will be resuming again on September 3rd, so every student should be returning to the school in the couple days beforehand to settle everyone into their dormitories. As for a back to school event, you will just have to wait and see soon. We have plenty up our sleeves!!

- Admin Ron ♡

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j just wanted to stop by and say that the admin team is doing fantastic! thanks for sticking it out so long esp thru the summer. you guys are my favourite rpc so far and i hope this lasts for a long time after! keep it up. :-]

Hello, precious anon. Thank you for sticking with us so far. Messages like this, no matter how big or small our community has been or will be, are always encouraging. The admod team cannot express how much each of you members means to us and we’ll continue to do our best to create a fun atmosphere where you can relax. Look forward to lots of new friends and memories to be made in the future!! Hoping all of you reading this on the dash have a wonderful weekend.

- Admin Ron ♡

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what do you think about the couples out there right now?

It seems that the moment I spoil you, desperate children, just once, you become greedy and think that I’m going to answer all of your ridiculous questions. Are you really that thirsty for drama in your boring lives that you have to keep bothering me for it? But since I also want to boast about my own successful relationship compared to all the other messes called “relationships” around here, I guess I will indulge you yet again.

Of course, I have to start with the dynamic couple ( @crcwan and @crluke) and I mean this sarcastically. The day when the Pied Piper of Gryffindor finally settles down has finally arrived after she had lead on all the Hufflepuff boys with her banshee screeches. Ironic when her last name is Song, don’t you think? I’d like to take a moment to mourn the fallen Hufflepuff boys whose hearts lie beneath the depths of the Black Lake. You weren’t boring enough. Now, we’ve all heard the commotion caused by her identically loud-mouthed cousin. Without this commotion, do you really think Luke would have ever gotten the courage to say anything? For a boy with such broad shoulders, he certainly doesn’t fill them in. I guess we know who wears the pants in this relationship.

Now a relationship took straight out of a romance novel ( @crjon and @crxclo ). As you may guess, we might as well call their level of creativity a big whopping zero. There isn’t much to say about this couple except for the fact that they’re truly the definition of boring. Need a textbook definition of a guide to pure love? Here. The vanilla just oozes from their sickeningly sweet pores, just looking at them spikes my blood sugar to deadly levels. Where is the thrill in a couple that follows all the conventional rules? Be friends, fall in love, confess, keep being in love, blah blah blah. If I wanted a sappy, boring love story, I would read Twilight and chase it with a bottle of Bleach.

We can’t forget the two who always seem to be making a mark on Hooter either ( @crthomas and @crxteddy ). The only reason I consider these two bearable is because they’re never around. They can’t poison the air I breathe if nothing is ever seen of them until they decide to reveal too much information at random intervals of the week. I figure, however, that they would just be another boring couple if they were around often from what we can deduce. All the I love yous, the kisses, the presents… Oh, I’m sorry, I forgot that we already finished talking about Jonathan and Clotarie.

Then we have that one open but supposedly in love duo ( @crtitania and @wes ). Could this even be called a relationship if one of them is just a toy being used to pass the time? As a child, I used to have a lot of toys, but I grew out of them. Seems to me like Titania never grew out of that childish phase. At least her toy seems to know his place and doesn’t ask for much else besides her attention. For a courageous lion, king of the jungle, to be downgraded to a lowly house cat under the command of a reptile like this is such a pitiful sight. I like to think that my heart aches for him, but it’s just heartburn from indigestion I get from him.

With all these inter-house couples here comes another unexpected Gryffindor and Slytherin duo ( @crkaori and @crshiro ). Or maybe I should say expected. The only things I can see that these two have in common are the fact that they both speak Japanese and they apparently love the art of temporary relationships and heartbreaking. Players flocking together, something you don’t see often. If this is the sort of a foundation that this relationship has then I can only see this relationship crumbling. The question now is, which one of these two will be the first to kick at the foundation? My money is personally on the boy.

And of course, the couple of the century goes to Vince and I. While the lot of you will crash and burn in a couple of months, we will be happily lounging at his vacation home in Cannes, France. Eating dainty little French pastries and sipping on the finest wines.

[coruscorp-blog]

Would anyone like a younger sibling? im looking at bringing a muse but I'd love to see if there's anyone who wants a younger sibling

Are any of our members interested on helping this anon out?

- Admin Harry 🔥

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is it cheating for us ooc to google the answers? for example some of us might have muses that would know more about this stuff than we do as muns hahaha

Hello!  No we would not consider it cheating for you to Google the answers OOC! Just do as you will however it may suit your muse. We technically wouldn’t know anyways.

- Admin Heroine 🍮