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There was something special about the post, it seemed to hold a soft golden glow that beckoned all those to come read it once a notification would cause the screen to light up on the Owlphone. It always happened while everyone was asleep and by breakfast the Great Hall would already be whispering about the new gossip.

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Hi V. It ur guRL liaNna

You can leave now.

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Hey V, can you tell me who the couples of the school are? Trying to find out which one would be most likely to dash into danger for another stupidly. Kill two birds with one stone sorta deal?

Well, I certainly wouldn’t mind helping you with that. From what I’ve been seeing, they all seem equally ready to die for one another but I suppose you will never know until you test it out. For your simple brain cell, I have listed them below.

Jonathan ( @crjon) & Clotarie ( @crxclo )Lucas ( @crluke ) & Rowan ( @crcwan )Wes ( @wescrx) & Titania ( @crtitania )Winston ( @crwinston) & Félix  ( @crxfelix)Seishiro ( @crshiro ) & Kaori ( @crkaori )

I suppose I would be willing to take any suggestions since I'm only listening the obnoxious ones here. They should learn a lesson or two in having some shame.

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"Veronica, what would you do if the younger kids took over the school when you graduate?"

Oh, are you assuming I have some attachment to this place? If it burns while I’m gone then it burns. But that’s never happening because none of you have the brain cells to take over the school even if  you work together.

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miss veronica you've been so quiet.. kneazle eat your tongue?

Well, I don't know about you losers, but I've been spending my precious time these days actually being a good student and preparing for a certain special trip. I'm sure you can use your time to do better like the rest of my followers must have been.

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I’m disappointed none of you thought of doing this.

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Hey queen v what do you think the object is? i think the inquisitor is full of it. next quibbler much?

Unlike the useless Inquisitor, I actually took the time to research as to what brought the Aurors into Hogwarts that fateful evening. From what I have been informed, which includes heading into the restriction section of the library for the research, the object appears to be ceremonial daggers from ancient times. But there is a catch to it.

Due to the use of the daggers originally for supposed human sacrifice in dark magic, it appears that they have become sentient. They are said to hold an extreme love for humanity, whatever that means but this has caused them to hold an unfortunate power to curse the people that wield them. In what way? I have not found the answer yet unfortunately but rumours say that those who are worthy can draw great power from it.

Interesting isn’t it? Makes sense why it’s so heavily guarded and tucked away in one of the safest areas of the world.

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veronica today is just too much... hooter blew up, everybody started going at each other, exam seasons coming up, somebody hit on a professor...

Are you telling me this isn’t a normal day at Hogwarts? Sweetie, oh you’re so pure.

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hi

Yes? 

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you say that like you aren't with the sugar daddiest of sugar daddies right now ver

You're highly mistaken if you think that Vincent could even be remotely placed in the same category as those wrinkly old men who prey on beautiful women to cure their own loneliness. If this is your definition of someone fitting of being a sugar daddy then it's no wonder you'll never find one. For someone who reeks of desperation, you sure aim too high. Know your place rat. 

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people be talking about fuccbois, but y'all need to get your priorities straight and get a sugar dadyy!!!

I don’t even want to know who you think would be eligible for that role.

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I’m tired of nic and Alec always flirting!! They should just get together already.

Looks like someone wants you to kiss @cralecc and @crxnicolas . When will you be hosting this public spectacle? You have a nameless fan here.

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something seems fake about wes though? at least zhengyang tells things straight up

Here’s an attempt to call you out Wannabe Prince Charming ( @wescrx ). Got anything to say to defend yourself?

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considering wes and other fuccboi fail zhengyang are from the same house, i am not surprised that neither of them have the charms to win a woman's heart. it seems the king of the jungle is really nothing when they're not in the wild. how pitiful

If anybody ever wonders why the Gryffindor girls are all dating outside of their house look no further. Though I certainly wouldn’t say the lionesses are what they attempt to be either. It’s all a game of pretend here, pathetic.

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wes: milady i’ll give you the moon and back / literary every girl: kay thanks

See I’m conflicted here because I want to say it’s clearly not working but he’s ( @wescrx) one of the rare few who actually managed to get someone in this pathetic school. That should be rewarded, but I’ve been hearing keeping her by his side is also quite the fun challenge.

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whenever nathaniel han consumes milk the entire rav dorms for the boys become infested in his farts. imagine being short and farting gas out of your ass at 4am waking up other students, pick a struggle

And here I thought the two of you were in love ( @crnate ). Love is a tough affair, isn’t it? Maybe you should solve your lovers quarrels elsewhere, but I suppose if this is true your roommates must certainly have heard their own share of things Or smelt.

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Veronica sugar, you clearly need glasses if you think Alice or Ichigo are anything worth looking at

No faced sweetie maybe you need some LASIK surgery since you clearly can’t read the part where I said: “Personally, for me, none of these people would even be considered for this list, but the public has spoken.“ 

I would have said glasses but you seem a lot blinder than I took you for.

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Hi! Potentially a dumb question but is crveritaserum only an ooc gossip blog, or are the characters able to see/hear about the posts ic somehow?

Hello, not a dumb question at all thank you for asking! The description of Veritaserum as posted on the actual blog is:

There was something special about the post, it seemed to hold a soft golden glow that beckoned all those to come read it once a notification would cause the screen to light up on the Owlphone. It always happened while everyone was asleep and by breakfast the Great Hall would already be whispering about the new gossip.

So the characters will be able to read the post IC and if you would like they are also able to respond to it IC beyond commenting on said post such as through Hooter or through a thread if you would like! Alternatively and I know some people have also made this an option, your character can just ignore it and just never read the post. Ignorance can be bliss after all. Hope this helps out with things! Feel free to ask if you have any other questions.