duck season? ❌ rabbit season? ❌
it’s BASTARD SEASON ✅

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duck season? ❌ rabbit season? ❌
it’s BASTARD SEASON ✅
schemers table soon yay schemers table
cishet male game dev designing a Fantasy Lady™️ with massive tiddies: boring, trite, predictable, passé, kinda gross
Ashley Johnson designing a Fantasy Lady™️ with massive tiddies: brilliant, show-stopping, innovative, magnificent, 10/10 no notes
unsolicited au #5403: Jester and Caleb as Lyra-and-Will-esque people from His Dark Materials. Caleb’s got a cat daemon that betrays the affection past his surly demeanor, and Jester’s got a weasel filled with inexorable rage
Caduceus: Smelled some vapors today. Effervescent.
Both Yasha’s story and her description of Xhorhas make me think of that quote at the end of Fury Road, like it’s really on the nose. “Where must we go, we who wander the wasteland, in search of our better selves?”
STOP STARIN’ AT ME WITH THEM BIG OL’ EYES.
So I’m very here for slow burn and just letting things play out however but I also think it would be truly iconic if one of these days Yasha just turns to Beau completely deadpan and is like “So are we gonna fuck or what?” and Beau is so completely thrown off and has no idea how to respond.
And then Yasha just shrugs and walks away and Beau spends like a month wondering if she was serious or not while Yasha is laughing her ass off internally.