It's a natural 1

Who let me be an adult?

[halfgap]

[kegisaroused]

It’s a truly bizzare experience seeing other people experience Glee for the first time without also simultaneously experiencing the absolute batshit insanity that was the Glee fandom at its peak.

[kegisaroused]

Man… remember Faberry?

[quiet-doll]

recently saw ppl discuss whether they put their medicines in a kitchen cabinet or a bathroom cabinet and i was shocked by the fact that many ppl said kitchen cabinet. so now i need you to reblog this and say where you keep yours

[kegisaroused]

Sometimes I think about how bonkers crazy it is that 18 years ago I was on an Avatar: The last Airbender fan forum and I met another poster and was like oh man she’s funny and I like her fanart I should ask for her AIM handle and now we’re married and have a house and two dogs.

[chainmail-butch]

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[kegisaroused]

My brain after midnight: hey, what if you’re secretly evil and a sociopath and you’ve just tricked all your loved ones into thinking you’re a good person who deserves love and care and also you are actually really bad at everything even the things you think you’re good at.

[uncertainlys]

i hope everything works out in the end because i am so so scared

[dragon-hoard]

if you are going to need some kind of sedative for 4th of july fireworks for your pets NOW IS THE TIME TO SCHEDULE THOSE APPOINTMENTS TO ASK FOR THEM

NOT WHEN ITS 2 DAYS AWAY

[alex51324]

I feel like to really get this circulating as it should, we need it superimposed over the picture of the turkey going in the fridge. (I can't do it I'm on my phone.)

[amaditalks]

[figtreeandvine]

With the 250th anniversary it's likely to be especially bad this year!

[my-heart-of-heart]

2026 Adam/He-Man has officially stolen my heart and it’s wild that tumblr isn’t talking abt this guy. He’s a loser. He infodumps about his home planet on a first date and gets dumped immediately. He works in HR. He can’t drive. He gets mesmerized by his own abs. He’s convinced he can talk things out with the bad guys despite this never working once the entire film. He goes to the gym in a pink kitten sweater that says “alpha male.” He’s been arrested. He sneaks away to transform into he-man as if it’s a secret but literally everyone knows. He brought his earth roommate to eternia to prove he wasn’t crazy. He even killed Jared Leto. What a guy.

[90s-kid-sad-adult]

lie to me

[mistressvera]

Patricia Velasquez as Meela / Anck-Su-Namun and Rachel Weisz as Evelyn / Nefertiri

The Mummy Returns, 2001

[aberrantemotion]

Can't express how stress free being open minded is.

Some lesbians use he/him? Oh cool.

Some people have people inside their head and sometimes it's fictional chars? Sick your brains like a pirate ship they're all working to run.

Some people like being treated like a pet dog? Bark bark bro.

Being fat isn't unhealthy but a perfectly normal type of body to have? Kinda beautiful how different we can all be.

Something doesn't make any fucking sense? Cool an opportunity to learn. And even if I can't figure it out it's cool we still have mysteries today.

[owenthetokencishet]

It's just... idk man. People are weird. Being a person is weird. Society is weird. The universe is weird. Rather than having to "normalize" everything, just accept that some people are weird. So are you. Nothing is normal. the rules are all made up. I once saw a Klingon pushing a baby stroller down the street in toronto. The world is a weird place, man. Just roll with it.

[a-mel0n]

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

[celoica]

Me in the theatre watching the supposedly funny movie with the cgi sheep

[strawberryblondebutch]

Michaela Coel did not finger Anne Hathaway’s open chest wound and pull out the physical manifestation of their situationship for some of you to say the movie “wasn’t even gay”