It's a natural 1

Who let me be an adult?

[my-heart-of-heart]

2026 Adam/He-Man has officially stolen my heart and it’s wild that tumblr isn’t talking abt this guy. He’s a loser. He infodumps about his home planet on a first date and gets dumped immediately. He works in HR. He can’t drive. He gets mesmerized by his own abs. He’s convinced he can talk things out with the bad guys despite this never working once the entire film. He goes to the gym in a pink kitten sweater that says “alpha male.” He’s been arrested. He sneaks away to transform into he-man as if it’s a secret but literally everyone knows. He brought his earth roommate to eternia to prove he wasn’t crazy. He even killed Jared Leto. What a guy.

[90s-kid-sad-adult]

lie to me

[mistressvera]

Patricia Velasquez as Meela / Anck-Su-Namun and Rachel Weisz as Evelyn / Nefertiri

The Mummy Returns, 2001

[eternal-fractal]

Can't express how stress free being open minded is.

Some lesbians use he/him? Oh cool.

Some people have people inside their head and sometimes it's fictional chars? Sick your brains like a pirate ship they're all working to run.

Some people like being treated like a pet dog? Bark bark bro.

Being fat isn't unhealthy but a perfectly normal type of body to have? Kinda beautiful how different we can all be.

Something doesn't make any fucking sense? Cool an opportunity to learn. And even if I can't figure it out it's cool we still have mysteries today.

[owenthetokencishet]

It's just... idk man. People are weird. Being a person is weird. Society is weird. The universe is weird. Rather than having to "normalize" everything, just accept that some people are weird. So are you. Nothing is normal. the rules are all made up. I once saw a Klingon pushing a baby stroller down the street in toronto. The world is a weird place, man. Just roll with it.

[a-mel0n]

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

[celoica]

Me in the theatre watching the supposedly funny movie with the cgi sheep

[strawberryblondebutch]

Michaela Coel did not finger Anne Hathaway’s open chest wound and pull out the physical manifestation of their situationship for some of you to say the movie “wasn’t even gay”

[skulandcrossbones]

DEADLOCH 2x04: Ladies Day Night Day Night

[kegisaroused]

What an absolute fuck of a year to be turning 40.

[kegisaroused]

Peach and Rosalina are not sisters fuck you illumination.

[incognitopolls]

What’s your go-to place to get takeout pizza (hot and ready-to-eat, not frozen)?

Little Caeser’s

Domino's

Pizza Hut

Costco

Papa John's

Grocery store

Convenience store (e.g. 7-Eleven, Sheetz, Wawa, etc)

Another chain not listed here

A local/independent place

Other

I don't get takeout pizza/show results

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[beguilingcorpse]

wait everyone out in the tags where u were when u found out about the nationwide/global covid shutdown. i was eating a bag of chips on the roof of the remote building where i was leading a retreat and i had to help break the news to 50 high school students who didn’t have their phones

[emwheezie]

"time heals all wounds" WRONG. time is chasing me with a knife

[cadmiumflavoredsoju]

So if for some goddamn reason you still have tiktok? Maybe delete it

This shit is dystopian as fuck

Delete it as soon as you can do not fucking use the app at all

[crow-caller]

Yeah, so, "TikTok is officially under the control of a cadre of pro-Trump billionaires including Larry Ellison."

[watercolormagicalgirl]

having undiagnosed autism as like an elementary schooler is like “hi!!!! i love everyone and want everyone to be my friends!!!! :D” and then everyone is really fucking mean to you constantly for reasons you can’t even begin to comprehend

[lovecolibri]

"I don't think thos exist anymore, bud."

"If you hope, they could. The world is big. We don't know."

😭😭😭😭😭

[lesbian-shakespeare]