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[poisonheadcrabsalesman]

writing will literally have you on the wikipedia page for feta cheese

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Halo badly celebrating holidays is one of the things I do hope they never change

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Halo nerds send me your most obscure guys

I have these so far. I am looking for characters who have not shown up in a while. 2021/Infinite/Shadows of Reach is the mark I'm using. No waypoint mentions, no game appearances, no novel appearances after Shadows of Reach. Give me your blorbos you haven't seen in 10 years

I need characters who don't have canon faces, birthdays, anything, who might not even have halopedia pages. Niche game mode types, generic marine model types. Prefer suspected alive characters, but willing to take mostly dead due to flashback nature of storytelling we're limited to due to the everything.

Kevin-A282

April Orenski

Yeong-hao Holst

Melody Azikiwe

Tedra Grant

Ignatio Delgado

Dr. Henry Glassman

Petra Janecek

Mshak Moradi

Anthony Madsen

Carlo Hoya

Quinby Okpara

Victor Gallardo

Penelope Boren

Dr. Leslie Boyd

Give me your Murphys, your Daltons, your Lt Jets and Jespersens, your Lydus's and your Nor Fels

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I really want to say insane but in-character-if-you-match-our-wavelength ideas on here but I usually don't share things right away. However I'm haunted by a vision that came to me in a post-roadtrip-pre-work nap

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all my spops solo legendary screenshots are when Miller pops up on the HUD video so I can give Church low quality Millers to doodle over

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Hello! I'm opening ko-fi comms at a reduced price for a limited time! Now through April 30th, instead of 4 cents a word/ $20 for 500 words I'm doing drabbles and reduced prices!

I write: SFW and NSFW, OCs (with notes), Knight Rider, Half Life, Halo, and many more. Examples linked below. Feel free to ask!

My comm examples are linked here

My writing blog is here and here is my writing tag and ao3

If you buy me a work item from the link in my pinned post I will write you the word equivalent to price.

Tips are appreciated - More ko-fis = more words - I reserve the right to reject a comm - Check out my pinned post for even more links!

Thanks for reading!

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At Halo Fest there's going to be a recreation of the no holds barred cage match from the Infinity Briefing Packet on the floor of the Seattle Convention Center. This is true, my uncle works at Halo and told me

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now we all know external motivation is not as helpful and is in fact sometimes detrimental to progress as true change needs to come from an internal source, but if I ask you guys for some cheerleading or threats of violence to stay motivated this month, would you indulge me?