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[uzxotic]

It’s freaky o’clock 😈

[sophieswundergarten]

Okay. For the ask game: the words (or phrases) are “carrier pigeons”, “catapult” and “comeuppance”. Character: Our boy Nathaniel.

(I am so sorry I feel silly tonight I promise I’ll send a serious and wholesome one and you can delete this if it’s too insane).

Have a lovely evening 💕

"Nathaniel!" Nicholas squawked, gesturing wildly to the contraption in his front yard.

"Yes, Nicky?" Nathaniel sounded as cool and collected as ever.

"What– What exactly is it?"

"It's a catapult, Nicky." Nathaniel was rolling his eyes. "It's about time all those carrier pigeons you sent to poop on my buildings got their comeuppance."

"So you're going to fling them into the sun?" Nicholas squeaked.

"No, nothing so callously violent as that. I'm just going to send them on their own little perilous journey."

"Nathaniel! You can't reference a title like that! It's too meta for a short snippet!"

"I think you'll find I can do whatever I want, Nicky."'

[hqtchner]

derek: *teasing reid*

spencer: FLUORINE URANIUM CARBON POTASSIUM OFF

emily: uh... what

aaron: sPENCER WALTER REID-

[knowshedoes]

I can't take it off repeat

[weenie-kun]

And yeah! Bone shards! Sometimes the removal process will scrape off very tiny pieces of bone or tooth that don’t get flushed out. They get stuck in the gum while it’s healing and your body will naturally push them out. They’re usually really tiny but hurt like hell anyway (like getting dust in your eye tbh). I had all four removed at once and thankfully only one socket had a shard ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

augh that sounds uncomfortable ´n`  i forgot to ask for my tooth when it popped out and now i think its gone forever the doc also told me it wont be pulled the traditional way and it was like a crowbar was taken to my mouth lmao

[mspainttaz]

*snaps m elbow in half* ahhhh feel good

[parseemizuhashi]

“Mizuhashi Parsee at your service! Expert in relationships and divorces. How may I be of help today? Need a curse to break up with your partner? Want to push away that annoying friend that you don’t even like? Look no more, I can do all of that for you!”