#crack edition

[jonathan-harks]

my balls to the wall serena sugden theory that will make whatever actually happens seem normal: jackie merrick banked his sperm in the 80s, then in the 90s an ex-girlfriend of his somehow used them and instead of giving her daughter her own surname or jackie's, she chose to give her jackie's dad's surname for reasons that i haven't figured out. idk this theory doesn't make sense i'm just being silly.

[just-absolutely-super]

https://www.tumblr.com/just-absolutely-super/769127325972480000/httpswwwtumblrcomjust-absolutely-super769092

Lan: Look I Love, trust and respect you. But we can’t have you spazzing out first thing if they happen to send out a ghost first.

….(shit… i don’t know what language runs.)

Ref: Uhh, not to interrupt your...argument? But have you decided what your plan is?

Lan: Come on, Mega, I'm the trainer here. Hang back and let the others do the rest. Then you can go and be my ace afterwards

Mega: *sigh* Fine, I can live with it. But the moment someone gets tired I'm going in

Lan: Deal

[the-prince-of-professors]

[softtm]

sunflower [21]

y/n goes to the party with Lucas to see Lee Sooman hoeing it up at the dj booth with solarmoon127 and dies but gets resurrected by magician!renjun and falls in love with JYP who owns 7 unicorns named Jaebum, Jinyoung, Jackson, Bambam, Mark, Yugyeom, and Youngjae and lives happily ever after

Hyuck dies in the closet after choking on a week old cup of boba Ten forget he left in there

[amethyst-noir]

*cough* Bad Guy by Billie Eilish for goth villain Stephen *cough cough*

Pfff, now I imagine him strolling up to Dormammu:

So you're a tough guy Like it really rough guy Just can't get enough guy Chest always so puffed guy I'm that bad type

Stephen as a goth villain? Be still, my beating heart. Does the Cloak change to black for the occasion, having fun roleplaying? Does Stephen make himself even paler and does he go for a black outfit with silver hightlights? Eyeliner?

Does he wear slight heels to make himself even taller and more imposing? Does he tighten the belts just a little bit more to appear even thinner and more like almost dead otherwordly?

Is Tony going to fall over, overcome by sheer lust, the moment he lays eyes on him for the first time?

[theycallmemrgluskin]

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LvHQ553B0A)

[just-absolutely-super]

Lan: Megaman is out on date again, hmmm....

Lan: time to check out some more weird corner of cyberspace!

Meanwhile

Mega: *shivers*

Roll: what's going on?

Mega: Lan is up to something again

Roll: oh no! Gremlin stuff?

Mega: no.... that's kinda confusing to be honest

Roll: What do you think he’s doing?

Mega: Probably looking up weird conspiracy videos

Roll: Conspiracy videos? I didn’t think he was the type to get into conspiracies

Mega: He’s not into typical conspiracy theories…just the weird ones like how cheese dominates the food industry

Roll: …Excuse me?

Mega: Long story. Anyway, I’m sure I’m gonna come home to him going down another rabbit hole…

Meanwhile

Lan: Oh wow so there really isn’t such a thing as a vegetable huh?

[just-absolutely-super]

Mini crack

Roll: how do you always know when Lan is up to something?

Mega: my gremlin senses! It's how I know when that gremlin is being a gremlin

Roll: what about Patch? He can kinda be a gremlin too once in a while

Mega: I'm sure my gremlin senses works on Patch too. He's just not as often a gremlin like Lan is

Roll: are you sure? I think your gremlin senses is Lan exclusive

Mega: nah, I think my gremlin senses works on both of them

Turns out Roll was right, his gremlin senses works only on Lan XD

Mega: Technically, if we go by the fact identical twins share the same DNA, Patch is technically half of me too. So my gremlin senses should work on him like with Lan!

Mayl, walking through the front door: I can't believe you tried scaling the wall into your classroom just to keep yourself from being late!

Patch: But I made it!

Mayl: Doesn't matter, it's highly dangerous! Who gave you that idea anyway?

Patch: Uncle Dex. He was talking about the time Dad did the same thing when he was late for school

Mayl, sighing: I'm not surprised...

Roll: *gives Mega a look*

Mega: ...Mayl's DNA is clearly muddying the transmission of the gremlin senses

Roll: Sure, honey