#crack imagines

[spextr1m]

Dante: Like, really really awesome one?

Y/n: *Didn't help Lady, just goofing around*

Lady: Or Not a person at all..

Y/n: (Okay but you dont need to cuss too much) *Snarky about their partner*

Lady: *Still pointing a gun at Dante* That was an anti Demon realm (? = I can't tell) That I hit you with which means...

Y/n: I dont like where this is going...

Lady: No matter how good you've might be hiding at, you're a demon.

*Lady rips off his shirt revealing to be his abs*

Y/n, blushing: WHOA- HEY!

Lady: *Gasps*

Dante: *Looks down on his exposed chest* Ripped and an irresistable dreamboat, I know. You still can't just tear a guy's clothes off *Looks at Y/n*

Y/n, looking away: I am not looking, okay- uhhHhhh must've be the wind *whistling*

[stegosheen]

Imagine your f/o lighting you on fire so you don't get too cold

[reds-self-ships-archive]

If your F/O has little/no character development or backstory, imagine them referring to the most random past events from their lives at the most random times.

The more absurd sounding the better.

E.g.

“One time, when I was in the army…”

“Do you have any idea what it’s like to be head of state for a small island nation in the Pacific Ocean? Because I do!”

“One time, back when I was still in school and going through my Goth phase…”

“This reminds me of the time I met Michelle Obama at the grocery store when…”

Etc.

[Banner described in alt]

[imaginekpopidols]

[5:41 pm] every thursday for the past three years you’ve had movie nights with Jae, tonight they are at his house and tonight is the anniversary of the first movie night. and you get to pick the first movie and you put it and hit play and pause it before it starts so he doesnt know what is about to come. Then it plays and its chicken little and he just throws the popcorn he finished making on you because he is sick of your games.

[diabolikwritings]

You: Subaru I'm breaking up with you Subaru: *honks in despair*

[stegosheen]

Ragebaiting my fat f/o

[reds-self-ships-archive]

Broke: Describing your F/Os’ scents poetically (e.g. autumn rain, summer in Tuscany, etc.)

Woke: Describing your F/Os’ scents as cheap deodorants and cheap body wash (e.g. sport fresh, awake, ice chill, etc.)

[reds-self-ships-archive]

Imagine your F/O sending a tweet with just their name

In honour of Ed Balls day