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It's time for the weekly voting session! Everyone in the house will cast a vote to kick someone out of the groupchat for this week. Whoever gets the boot has to complete a punishment or task that is mutually agreed upon by the others.
"BOYS, LET'S GO! Y'ALL KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!"
"Do you really need to yell... the apartment's not that big Gabby," Keigo says as he rubs his ear.
"Well I wouldn't have to yell if y'all would've responded the first time I called." I swear it felt like I was living with a bunch of teenagers sometimes. Keigo literally looks like he just rolled out of bed: grey sweatpants, a wife beater, no socks. Hold up...
"GIVE ME MY FREAKING BONNET!" I snatch it off his head and look at him like he lost his damn mind.
"What? I couldn't find the one you gave me."
"Alright is everyone here so we can get this over with," Nanami chimes in before I can go off on him. Everyone finds a spot somewhere in the living room and writes their vote on the slip of paper that was given to them.
I'm the first to stand and put my folded paper into the makeshift box. I flash a little smile at them and skip back to my spot. Nanami goes next, then Keigo, Jean, and Ukai was last.
Nanami tallies them up as always — he's the only person who won't lie so he has to do it every time. "Ok, wow... so 4 votes for Ukai and 1 for me."
They all look at each other, shocked at what he just said. Nobody really votes for Nanami, and he's never been booted out out of the groupchat before so whenever he did get a vote it was a big deal.
"I can understand why there were votes for Ukai — he literally started a fire — but why did someone vote for Nanami?" Jean's face was riddled with confusion and looks to everyone else for the answer to his question.
Nanami and I lock eyes, we both know why and I was hoping no would ask to spare the embarrassment.
Ukai, Keigo, and Jean all shrug and give 'i don't knows' and then they finally turn to me as they realize it was my vote. "So it was you Gabby," Jean concludes with a small smirk tugging at the corner of his lips. "If Gabby voted for Nanami, then there's gotta be a good reason, and I'm dying to hear it." Of course Ukai and Keigo agree, they freaking love drama.
I let out a groan, upset at the fact that I will probably have to disclose personal information otherwise they won't stop bugging me about this. "I voted for Nanami because I just wasn't feeling our date. Ya know what I mean?..."
The three of the them burst into laughter, "Yeah, okay, so what's the real reason? Because we all know that's a fucking lie," Jean speaks again (when did he become the leader of the mischief cuz I don't like this :/).
"Yeah, you were definitely feeling something that night," Ukai mumbles from the coach. A pillow collides with his face to shut him up.
Even Nanami gives me a look. "If you were going to lie, you shoud've at least made it believable, Gabby."
"Ugh fine, but you guys can't laugh if I tell you." They all fall silent and await the true answer. "I voted for Nanami because he got flour in my cooch!"
I should've known they were going to fucking laugh, they’re literally on the floor dying at my expense — even Nanami was struggling to hold back a laugh but it was his fault.
"Seriously guys? DO Y'ALL KNOW HOW EMBARASSING IT WAS TO EXPLAIN TO MY DOCTOR WHY I WAS ASKING IF FLOUR WILL THROW OFF MY PH BALANCE?!"
"Wait, wait, hold on," Keigo gasps out as he holds his stomach from the incessant laughter. "...Don't tell me this happened during your little session in the kitchen."
The two of us just stand there, not saying a single word to deny his assumption.
"AHAHAA, that's karma!"
"OMG, I CAN'T BREATHE."
"It's really not that funny. And this isn't supposed to be about Nanami! Ukai is getting kicked out of the groupchat for trying kill us all in a fire."
"I said it was an accident." He'll never catch a break about it, and he knows this so he doesn't even bother trying to explain himself anymore.
"Ok so what should he do this week? Cleaning duty? Buy groceries??"
"Nah that's boring. Oooh, he has to wear a crop top for the rest of this week,” I suggest.
Ukai was not happy, especially when I went to retrieve one of my crop tops. It was a little tight, but at least it didn’t have a girly design on it.
“Kei! You look great! And a crop top looks kinda hot on you,” I gush at his exposed abs and brown happy trail. Everyone settled on this for his punishment as they broke into yet another laughing fit.
“I’m gonna kill all of you.”
𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐉𝐎𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐘 𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓? 𝐂𝐋𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄!
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