Sep 23, 2019
Seifer, ad-libbing a country song just to piss off Irvine: ♫ I saw the ugliest woman I ever did saw, face like a turnip and underbit jaw. ♪
*Random garden students gathering around, not really paying attention to the words and liking it anyway. Irvine, however, is completely shocked, annoyed, and embarrassed.*
Seifer, nods mischievously at the crowd: ♪ Inbread from inbread and inbread again, if ugly was pretty then she’d be a 10. ♫
Students: Yaaa!
Seifer: ♫ She was sooooo daaaaamn ugly *stops strumming* then I got drunk and fucked her in my truck goodnight!
Everyone: *Stops*