#crack threads

[buchananbarnes1991]

Continued from X @yoursaviourhasarrived​

Bucky looks up at the incredibly tall frost giant. Admittedly, he knew it was a rather flirtatious thing to say. Though, the filter between his mind and his lips had slipped for a split second. Backing up a little as Loki knelt down. 

“Oh. Sorry, I guess I need a megaphone or maybe yelling might work.” Commenting while his face had heated up. “I uh-- I said.. What in the submarine dong am I lookin’ at? I know.. not my best choice of words now that I think about it.” 

[memeingovermemes]

Send 🎹 to throw a literal piano at my muse.

[resolutevalor]

@survivexendure continued

"babe, look, that car is your favourite color. how cool." (Phoenix to Raylan. bonus if she's looking at HIS car)

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"First of all you're very right, Phoenix, I definitely told you my favorite color and it was this one." He spoke with a smirk, it definitely wasn't that color but he wasn't going to burst her drunk bubble. "If you want we can totally just enter that car that's my favorite color and take a spin before the owner gets back."

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Phoenix leans against her hunky marshal, arm looped over his shoulder as she begrudgingly trudges forward. "Wow. We have something like ESPN." She means ESP, not the sports channel. Her eyes narrow, trying to fixate her gaze on one singular car rather than the blur of all the other ones.

"Wooooooahhh." She practically vibrates with excitement. "Cool. How far do you think we can make it before Five-O is called on us?"

[buchananbarnes1991]

@stilldebatable​

“Sure.” He says as he isn’t willing to admit that Peter got him into watching different letsplayers on youtube. 

[ Domi is dying xD video I’m talking about can be found here. X ]

[maiathebadass]

So she was drunk; something she didn’t allow for often because it made her open up. Plus between work, pack duties, and school was generally not a good idea. But it was an party- she wasn’t on shift so why not have a little bit of fun. Even if it meant singing really off tune. 

“They’re so pretty it hurts- I’m not talking about boys I’m talking about girlsss.” 

[buchananbarnes1991]

Why are there so many Toasters? || Cloney Buck

Continued from X @facemypast

“I am curious but I have a feeling it’s not exactly a fun story. I bring it up because I got a toaster in the mail with a weird little letter...and a bottle of who knows what. I didn’t open it...” 

[atlas-psychi]

“Should i ask what the hell are you doing?” Shiro deadpanned.